So Blonde

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> > >She was Soooooooo Blonde . .

> > >* She thought a quarterback was a

refund.

> > >* She thought General Motors was in

the army.

> > >* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for

cats.

> > >* She thought Boyz II Men was a day

care center.

> > >* At the bottom of an application

where it says " Sign here: " she wrote

> > > " Sagittarius. "

> > >

> > >She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

> > >* She took the ruler to bed to see

how long she slept.

> > >* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

> > >* Under " education " on her

job application, she put " Hooked On

> > >Phonics. "

> > >

> > >She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

> > >* She tripped over a cordless phone.

> > >* She spent 20 minutes looking at

the orange juice can because it said

> > > " Concentrate. "

> > >* She told me to meet her at the

corner of " WALK " and " DON'T WALK. "

> > >* She tried to put M & M's in

alphabetical order.

> > >

> > >She was Soooooooooooooooooooo

Blonde...

> > >* She studied for a blood test.

> > >* She sold the car for gas money.

> > >* When she missed bus #44 she took

bus #22 twice instead.

> > >* When she went to the airport and

saw a sign that said, " Airport

> > >Left, "

> > >she

> > >turned around and went home.

> > >

> > >She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo

Blonde...

> > >* When she heard that 90% of all

crimes occur around the home, she

> > >moved.

> > >* She thought if she spoke her mind,

she'd be speechless.

> > >* She thought that she could not use

her AM radio in the evening.

> > >* She had a shirt that said

" TGIF, " which she thought stood for " This

> > Goes

> > >In Front. "

> > >She is sooooooooooooooooo

Blonde...

> > >

> > >* She thinks Taco Bell is the

Mexican phone company..

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