Guest guest Posted May 6, 2004 Report Share Posted May 6, 2004 From: cydris Sent: Thursday, May 06, 2004 3:25 AM To: undisclosed-recipients Subject: Things my mother taught me Things My Mother Taught Me? 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... " Just wait until your father gets home. " 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... " You are going to get it when we get home! " 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE... " What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me! " 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC... " If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me. " 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE... " If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. " 6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD... " If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job. " 7. My Mother taught me HUMOR... " When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. " 8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT... " If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up. " 9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS... " You're just like your father. " 10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS... " Do you think you were born in a barn? " 11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE... " When you get to be my age, you will understand. " And last but not least... 12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE... " One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like! " " The LUPIES Store " Come check out our store... http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies " The LUPIES Web Page " http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html " The LUPIES online photo albums! " Check out what your fellow Lupies look like... http://www.picturetrail.com/lupies size=2 width="100%" align=center> Express yourself with over 8,000 FREE Email Smileys - click here! · · · · size=2 width="100%" align=center> Get your FREE personalized email signature at My Mail Signature! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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