Re: religious joke

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Karol

religious joke

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Saving a BearA priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains tothe students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would gettogether two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't reallythat hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing ledto another, and they decided to do a seven-day experiment. They would allgo out into the woods, find a bear and preach to it.Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience. FatherO'Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has variousbandages, goes first."Wellll," he says, in a fine Irish brouge, "Ey wint oot into th' wooodsto fynd me a bearr. Oond when Ey fund him Ey began to rread to him fromthe Baltimorre Catechism. Welll, thet bearr wanted naught to do wi' meund begun to slap me aboot. So I quick grrabbed me holy water and, THESAINTS BE PRAISED, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is coomingoot next wik to give him fierst communion und confierrmation."Reverend Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm andboth legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstoneoratory he proclaimed, "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don'tsprinkle...WE DUNK! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began toread to him from God's HOOOOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to dowith me. I SAY NO! He wanted NOTHING to do with me. So I took HOOOLD ofhim and we began to rassle. We rassled down one hill, UP another and DOWNanother until we come to a crick. So I quick DUNK him and BAPTIZE hishairy soul. An' jus like you sez, he wuz gentle as a lamb. We spent therest of the week in fellowship, feasting on God's HOOOOLY word."They both look down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He wasin a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out ofhim.The rabbi looks up and says, "Oy! You don't know what tough is until youtry to circumcise one of those creatures."

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