A DAY IN THE LIFE OF THE LONEWOLF (some adult content)

[Guest guest]

Oh what a day I had yesterday, Folks......I got my disabilty early because of the weekend.......so I thought "Great, I can go shopping for that new hat I had promised myself ! I found two that I liked , and got them......Plus I needed new `jamies' and bought two Pair of Pajamas, then decided to look at the purses. There were several that I liked, and I tried them out ( seeing if my billfold and all my stuff would fit in them)......Then I looked around for a gift for my granddaughter.

By this time I was exhausted, hurting , and had this terrible pain in my( woman's parts.....nether regeon).....How can I put it delicately......I can't .......I felt as if my `TWAT' was about to fall out !! ( sorry ).....I hobbled my way over to the furniture section and found a recliner and sat down hoping everything would stay in place if I just rested for a while

Well immediatly a salesman came over to where I was sitting, and said," excuse me , Maam , but I'm just getting ready to sell this chair !".....I stalled for as long as I could, getting my things together, adjusting the straps and buckles on my knee brace......and just knowing that I was going to drop my `Twat' on the floor soon as I tried to stand up......I could imagine the salesman calling 911 and asking for an ambulance because an old lady just lost her "TWAT' !

Well I managed to hold it in place, and headed for the checkout counter which was, it seemed, a mile away.......After I got checked out, I reached into my purse for my billfold to pay for my purchases.....and yes.... I had lost my billfold!! Paniced and in near tears .....I thought someone had stolen it......then I remembered the Purses I had been looking at.....

So all the way back to the rear of the store........looked through all the purses I had looked at earlier.........Thank God it was in one of them !!.....Whew !

Now I love my Thrift Store.......but it's just too damn hard to walk all over the place ( it's huge)......If I have a specific item In mind ,I can call ahead like I did for my shower chair, but how can you do that when you need a new hat and pajamas and purse?

Anyway.....I finished there("TWAT" intact.)....and went on to the grocery store where they have the little electric carts.......Every thing was fine, till I dropped a huge 100 0z. plastic bottle of Tide detergent on my foot !!!.....OWIE......OWIE.......OWIE........!

I finally made it home got all my stuff inside and put away.......I had to get in the bath to soak all my achin' parts.....The phone started ringing.....I heard my daughter's voice on my answering machine....so I got out......and this is the GOOD PART my day.....

No I really mean it ......she told me that Amber, my oldest granddaughter was on the way over to my house with her baby girl !! Now I have only seen My Great Granddaughter once since she has

been born.....and she is 10 months old now! Oh I was there at the hospital the day she was born......but all I could do was see a pink squirmy little angel with a mop of dark hair....I went over t o see her after she first got home from the hospital......then Amber and her husband moved.....and I've not seen her nor her Big Brother (who is 3 now) since.

I had one of those one-time use cameras in a drawer, and I got it out and Amber and I took nearly the whole role of pictures of Isabella.....She is so adorable!! I just wish Collin, my greatgrandson had been there too, I have't seen him either since I went over there to see the baby. He was with his Father for his visitations this weekend.

By the way I had to take all the pictures with Isabella sitting in my Wheelchair .....9you know why !).....I was complaining about not being able to get the pictures on a disc...when Amber told me that they could put them on a picture disc.when I get them developed......I thought you had to have a digital camera for them to do that.....but no, she said they can do that with any camera now......

WHY HASN'T ANYONE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE!!.....I Called Eckerds today to make sure.....and he said yes ,and that they were $2.00 off this week if I had a coupon.......when I looked in the flier.....I did.....So I had about 4 pictures left on the role in the camera.....

I got my HAT collection together....tried on a few.....and tried to take pictures of myself in my new Hat ......I don't know how good I did.....but I tried...then took the camera up to the store.......will pick them up next couple of days .....whenever I get my poor body to stop aching !!

Finally I got around to opening my mail......and found out that my Geico car insurance is not going to renew my insurance......the reason they gave me was because I am not the registered owner of the vehicle......now they knew that !!

The car is still registered in 's name because it is not paid for yet.....and He and My oldest son decided to get together and make payments on it, and let me have it because my old stationwagon was always breaking down on me and had no A.C.

So you get my drift......the whole day had been going up and down.......and just when I thought it was going to end on a down note......I opened the other envelope.....which was from my Health Insurance Co.

Well this time they were thanking me for reporting that sorry excuse of a Doctor, My old Rheumatologist , Dr. Ali.......they said they are investigating to see if they are going to keep her on their Network of Doctors!!

So It does do some good to report bad doctors......!!

Sorry to have rattled on and on.....but you know how I am when I get going....Can't help it .....you are the only people I have to `talk' to......and you can always delete me if you don't want to read my ramblings......

C.