Guest guest Posted February 14, 2004 Report Share Posted February 14, 2004 In Honor of Stupid People > > In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. > > On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). > > On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: " Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: " Serving suggestion: Defrost. " (but, it's " just " a suggestion) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): " Do not turn upside down. " (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: " Product will be hot after heating. " (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: " Do not iron clothes on body. " (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: " Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. " (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: " Warning: May cause drowsiness. " (and..I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: " For indoor or outdoor use only. " (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor: " Not to be used for the other use " (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: " Warning: contains nuts. " (talk about a news flash) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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