Guest guest Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Now this is good! > > dear group...you convinced me and i am off to belgium post > > haste...NOW..let's hear the real scoop... > > > > WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO LOOK INTO MY LOVER'S EYES WHILE DOING THE > > DEED, AGAIN?? > > I DON'T WANT TO HEAR LONG DRAWN OUR EXPLANATIONS ABOUT HOW THERE ARE > > SO MANY ALTERNATIVE FUN POSITIONS...I WANT STRAIGHT ANSWERS TO TWO > > QUESTIONS..IF I'M ON TOP AM I GONNA SPREAD MY HIPS SO FAR APART THAT > > I WILL RIP MY HIPS TO SHREADS....AND IF I AM ON THE BOTTOM...AM I > > GONNA WISH I STILL HAD MY SEMI-DEFLATED WATER BED UNDER ME BEARING > > HALF THE BRUNT?? WILL I STILL BE ABLE TO WRAP MY LEGS AROUND MY > > LOVER'S WAIST AFTER YEARS OF HIS AFFAIR WITH THE BUDWEISER BUNNY??? > > > > I DON'T KICKBOX, BUNGEE JUMP, MOUNTAIN CLIMB, OR RUN THE NY > > MARATHON..BUT, FOR 13K I WOULD STILL LIKE TO MAKE LOVE...SO, LET'S > > HEAR IT. WILL I HAVE TO INVEST IN A MIRROR COMPANY TO EVER LOOK > INTO > > MY LOVER'S EYES AGAIN? > > > > THANKS, > > M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Now this is good! > > dear group...you convinced me and i am off to belgium post > > haste...NOW..let's hear the real scoop... > > > > WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO LOOK INTO MY LOVER'S EYES WHILE DOING THE > > DEED, AGAIN?? > > I DON'T WANT TO HEAR LONG DRAWN OUR EXPLANATIONS ABOUT HOW THERE ARE > > SO MANY ALTERNATIVE FUN POSITIONS...I WANT STRAIGHT ANSWERS TO TWO > > QUESTIONS..IF I'M ON TOP AM I GONNA SPREAD MY HIPS SO FAR APART THAT > > I WILL RIP MY HIPS TO SHREADS....AND IF I AM ON THE BOTTOM...AM I > > GONNA WISH I STILL HAD MY SEMI-DEFLATED WATER BED UNDER ME BEARING > > HALF THE BRUNT?? WILL I STILL BE ABLE TO WRAP MY LEGS AROUND MY > > LOVER'S WAIST AFTER YEARS OF HIS AFFAIR WITH THE BUDWEISER BUNNY??? > > > > I DON'T KICKBOX, BUNGEE JUMP, MOUNTAIN CLIMB, OR RUN THE NY > > MARATHON..BUT, FOR 13K I WOULD STILL LIKE TO MAKE LOVE...SO, LET'S > > HEAR IT. WILL I HAVE TO INVEST IN A MIRROR COMPANY TO EVER LOOK > INTO > > MY LOVER'S EYES AGAIN? > > > > THANKS, > > M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Now this is good! > > dear group...you convinced me and i am off to belgium post > > haste...NOW..let's hear the real scoop... > > > > WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO LOOK INTO MY LOVER'S EYES WHILE DOING THE > > DEED, AGAIN?? > > I DON'T WANT TO HEAR LONG DRAWN OUR EXPLANATIONS ABOUT HOW THERE ARE > > SO MANY ALTERNATIVE FUN POSITIONS...I WANT STRAIGHT ANSWERS TO TWO > > QUESTIONS..IF I'M ON TOP AM I GONNA SPREAD MY HIPS SO FAR APART THAT > > I WILL RIP MY HIPS TO SHREADS....AND IF I AM ON THE BOTTOM...AM I > > GONNA WISH I STILL HAD MY SEMI-DEFLATED WATER BED UNDER ME BEARING > > HALF THE BRUNT?? WILL I STILL BE ABLE TO WRAP MY LEGS AROUND MY > > LOVER'S WAIST AFTER YEARS OF HIS AFFAIR WITH THE BUDWEISER BUNNY??? > > > > I DON'T KICKBOX, BUNGEE JUMP, MOUNTAIN CLIMB, OR RUN THE NY > > MARATHON..BUT, FOR 13K I WOULD STILL LIKE TO MAKE LOVE...SO, LET'S > > HEAR IT. WILL I HAVE TO INVEST IN A MIRROR COMPANY TO EVER LOOK > INTO > > MY LOVER'S EYES AGAIN? > > > > THANKS, > > M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 what a hoot with great advice, ok heres my story I just met a foxy new womAN we just had our second date a nice girl she is things are going nice and slow but nice. sure id like to jump her bones but im happy as they are. well im 5 weeks away from my bionic hip i havent told her yet for fear i'd scare her away sex has never been a problem with my OA ahh the power of pleasure and romance. well when should i tell her now, before, after, the morning of surgury?? thanks the metal monkey tobhrornottobhr wrote: > Now this is good! > > > > > dear group...you convinced me and i am off to belgium post > > > haste...NOW..let's hear the real scoop... > > > > > > WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO LOOK INTO MY LOVER'S EYES WHILE DOING THE > > > DEED, AGAIN?? > > > I DON'T WANT TO HEAR LONG DRAWN OUR EXPLANATIONS ABOUT HOW THERE > ARE > > > SO MANY ALTERNATIVE FUN POSITIONS...I WANT STRAIGHT ANSWERS TO TWO > > > > QUESTIONS..IF I'M ON TOP AM I GONNA SPREAD MY HIPS SO FAR APART > THAT > > > I WILL RIP MY HIPS TO SHREADS....AND IF I AM ON THE BOTTOM...AM I > > > GONNA WISH I STILL HAD MY SEMI-DEFLATED WATER BED UNDER ME BEARING > > > > HALF THE BRUNT?? WILL I STILL BE ABLE TO WRAP MY LEGS AROUND MY > > > LOVER'S WAIST AFTER YEARS OF HIS AFFAIR WITH THE BUDWEISER > BUNNY??? > > > > > > I DON'T KICKBOX, BUNGEE JUMP, MOUNTAIN CLIMB, OR RUN THE NY > > > MARATHON..BUT, FOR 13K I WOULD STILL LIKE TO MAKE LOVE...SO, LET'S > > > > HEAR IT. WILL I HAVE TO INVEST IN A MIRROR COMPANY TO EVER LOOK > > INTO > > > MY LOVER'S EYES AGAIN? > > > > > > THANKS, > > > M > > > --------------------------------------------------------------- > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 22, 2004 Report Share Posted February 22, 2004 Lets see ... relationships ... based on honesty ... openness ... sharing ... caring ... TELL HER now or you may be " dog meat " :-) She'll want to be there for you :-) Remember: Withholding info from a woman is a bigger crime than than withholding info from the law. :-) Wolf > what a hoot > with great advice, > ok heres my story > I just met a foxy new womAN > we just had our second date > a nice girl she is > things are going nice and slow but nice. > sure id like to jump her bones but im happy as they are. > well im 5 weeks away from my bionic hip > i havent told her yet for fear i'd scare her away > sex has never been a problem with my OA > ahh the power of pleasure and romance. > well when should i tell her > now, before, after, > the morning of surgury?? > thanks > the metal monkey > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 I think this was misdirected. It was supposed to go to the Dear Abby chat group. . PLease let us know what they say. Des Tuck In a message dated 2/22/2004 12:48:40 AM Pacific Standard Time, desertman@... writes: I just met a foxy new womAN we just had our second date a nice girl she is things are going nice and slow but nice. sure id like to jump her bones but im happy as they are. well im 5 weeks away from my bionic hip i havent told her yet for fear i'd scare her away sex has never been a problem with my OA ahh the power of pleasure and romance. well when should i tell her now, before, after, the morning of surgury?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 I think this was misdirected. It was supposed to go to the Dear Abby chat group. . PLease let us know what they say. Des Tuck In a message dated 2/22/2004 12:48:40 AM Pacific Standard Time, desertman@... writes: I just met a foxy new womAN we just had our second date a nice girl she is things are going nice and slow but nice. sure id like to jump her bones but im happy as they are. well im 5 weeks away from my bionic hip i havent told her yet for fear i'd scare her away sex has never been a problem with my OA ahh the power of pleasure and romance. well when should i tell her now, before, after, the morning of surgury?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 23, 2004 Report Share Posted February 23, 2004 I think this was misdirected. It was supposed to go to the Dear Abby chat group. . PLease let us know what they say. Des Tuck In a message dated 2/22/2004 12:48:40 AM Pacific Standard Time, desertman@... writes: I just met a foxy new womAN we just had our second date a nice girl she is things are going nice and slow but nice. sure id like to jump her bones but im happy as they are. well im 5 weeks away from my bionic hip i havent told her yet for fear i'd scare her away sex has never been a problem with my OA ahh the power of pleasure and romance. well when should i tell her now, before, after, the morning of surgury?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 That's excellent legal advice. Des Tuck, Esq. In a message dated 2/24/2004 12:26:12 PM Pacific Standard Time, sog@... writes: Make sure the implants are covered by your pre-nup. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 2004 Report Share Posted February 24, 2004 That's excellent legal advice. Des Tuck, Esq. In a message dated 2/24/2004 12:26:12 PM Pacific Standard Time, sog@... writes: Make sure the implants are covered by your pre-nup. ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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