Re: Re: Funny

November 12, 2006

You might have read these before....but, if your chemo brain is as bad as mine,

you've forgotten them already! I thought they were pretty funny...

Ann

Life got you down lately? Feeling stressed more than usual? Try any or all

of the following suggestions and see if they help--I bet you'll be laughing

before you know it!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair

dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with

that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it " IN. "

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over

their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write " For smuggling diamonds. "

7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy. "

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go. "

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because

you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream " I Won! I Won! "

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling " Run

for your lives! They're loose! "

19. Tell your children over dinner, " Due to the economy, we are going to have to

let one of you go. "

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ...

Send this E-mail to someone to make them smile. It 's called ... therapy.

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