here is a happy Thanksgiving

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Here is a cute Thanksgiving joke enjoy

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A young man named received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad

attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth

was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying

only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of

to " clean up " the bird's vocabulary. Finally, was fed up and he yelled

at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. shook the parrot and the parrot

got angrier and even ruder. ,in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed

the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then

suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, quickly opened the door to the

freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto 's outstretched arms and said " I

believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm

sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend

to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior. "

was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to

ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the

bird continued, " May I ask what the turkey did? "

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!