Guest guest Posted March 30, 2004 Report Share Posted March 30, 2004 A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in>Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit asshe>pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man herewill>buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried toignore>her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed hishand>down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The>bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turnedtothe>patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the samehairy>armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Onceagain,the>same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Givethe>ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunkand>said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the ladya>drink, but why do you keep calling her -- the ballerina?" The drunk>replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a>ballerina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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