here is a chuckle for us ladies, so sorry guys we don't mean you at all

[Guest guest]

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and

female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop

their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to

mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give

birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's

reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a

girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a

red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.