old as dirt

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Loved this. I’m older than

dirt. I only missed 6 (the car) and 12 (the taxi). Oh well, that makes me wise

and able to impart wisdom to those young ones who don’t want my advice

anyway.

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Subject: Fwd: I

got 19 (joke)

In a message dated 4/7/04 2:26:12 PM, HHatt83408 writes:

This is a History Exam for those who don't mind seeing how much they

really remember about what went on in their life. Get paper and

pencil and number from 1 to 20. Write the letter of each answer and

score at the end.

Then,

best of all, before you pass this test on, put your score in the subject line!

1. In the 1940s, where

were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?

a. On the floor shift knob.

b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch.

c. Next to the horn.

2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what

was it used?

a. Capture lightning bugs.

b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing.

c. Large salt shaker.

3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?

a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk.

b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled.

c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would freeze,

expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?

a. Blackjack.

b. Gin.

c. Craps.

5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when

none were available due to rationing during W.W.II?

a. Suntan.

b. Leg painting.

c. Wearing slacks.

6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell

whether it was coming or going?

a. Studebaker.

b. Nash Metro.

c. Tucker.

7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?

a. Strips of dried peanut butter.

b. Chocolate licorice bars.

c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside.

8. How was Butch wax used?

a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up.

b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing.

c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust.

9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your

shoes?

a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key.

b. Woven straps that crossed the foot.

c. Long pieces of twine.

10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?

a. Consider all the facts.

b. Ask Mom.

c. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940s?

a. Smallpox.

b. AIDS.

c. Polio.

12. " I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey " .

a. SUV.

b. Taxi.

c. Streetcar.

13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pet pony?

a. Old Blue.

b. Paint.

c. Macaroni.

14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?

a. Part of the game of hide and seek.

b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores.

c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an

A-bomb drill.

15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show?

a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring.

b. Princess Sacajewea.

c. Princess Moonshadow.

16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were

handed out in school?

a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high.

b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window.

c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure.

17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?

a. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, this tasted like bubble

gum.

b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items.

c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos.

18. Praise the Lord, and pass the _________?

a. Meatballs.

b. Dames.

c. Ammunition.

19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song

" Cabdriver " a hit?

a. The Ink Spots.

b. The Supremes.

c. The Esquires.

20. Who left his heart in San

Francisco?

a. Tony .

b. Xavier Cugat.

c. Gershwin.

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ANSWERS

1. On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe, took till the late 60s to catch on.

2. To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam iron?

3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle

top.

4. a) Blackjack Gum.

5. Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam down the back of

the leg with eyebrow pencil.

6. a) 1946 Studebaker.

7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water

8. a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.

9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a

shoestring around your neck.

10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

11. c) Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were closed, movies and

other public gathering places were closed to try to prevent spread of the

disease.

12. Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight!

13. c) Macaroni.

14. c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an

A-bomb drill.

15. a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.

16. a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.

17. Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household items at

the Green Stamp store.

18. c) Ammunition and we'll all be free.

19. a) The widely famous 50's group: The Inkspots.

20. a) Tony , and he sounds just as good today.

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SCORING

17- 20 correct: You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted with mental

abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely

someone who should share their wisdom!

12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is getting keen.

0 -11 correct: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences.

Send this to your friends with your score in the subject line!