Guest guest Posted April 30, 2004 Report Share Posted April 30, 2004 IF SOMEONE In a message dated 4/9/2004 8:13:54 AM Eastern Standard Time, JMORGAN@... writes: > >IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU >BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR >LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD? IF YOU'D SAY NO, THEN >DELETE THIS E-MAIL. IF YOU WOULD SAY YES, AND STAND UP FOR JESUS CHRIST, >PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. > >Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper less >then a year ago > >TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS > >There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their >daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years >old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in >front of the child. Then, the dad shot ! himself. The little girl watched it >all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian >and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster >mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have >patience with her. The teacher ! held up a picture of Jesus and said, " Does >anyone know who this is? " The little girl said, " I do, that's the man who >was holding me the night my parents died. " > > > >If you believe this little girl is telling the truth that even though she >had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents died, then >you will forward this to as many people as you can. > >Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart. > >Funny, isn't it? > >Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the >world's going to hell. > > > >Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible >says. > > > >Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to >believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?) > >Funny how someone can say " I believe in God " but still follow Satan (who, by >the way, also " believes " in God). > >Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread >like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, >people think twice about sharing. > > > >Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through >cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school >and workplace. > >Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an >invisible Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?) > >Funny how when you go to forward this message,you will not send it to many >on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they >will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how I can be more worried >about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. (Are you >thinking?) > >Pass this on only if you mean it. > > > >Yes, I do Love God ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 1, 2004 Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 Betsy, It would figure that McAfee, on my mail carrier, singled this e-mail out as XXX porn! Good thing I recognized your name!!! Blessings, -- Fw: IF SOMEONE IF SOMEONE In a message dated 4/9/2004 8:13:54 AM Eastern Standard Time, JMORGAN@mail uch.org writes: > >IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU >BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR >LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD? IF YOU'D SAY NO, THEN >DELETE THIS E-MAIL. IF YOU WOULD SAY YES, AND STAND UP FOR JESUS CHRIST, >PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. > >Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper less >then a year ago > >TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS > >There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their >daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years >old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in >front of the child. Then, the dad shot ! himself. The little girl watched it >all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian >and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster >mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have >patience with her. The teacher ! held up a picture of Jesus and said, " Does >anyone know who this is? " The little girl said, " I do, that's the man who >was holding me the night my parents died. " > > > >If you believe this little girl is telling the truth that even though she >had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents died, then >you will forward this to as many people as you can. > >Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart. > >Funny, isn't it? > >Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the >world's going to hell. > > > >Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible >says. > > > >Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to >believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?) > >Funny how someone can say " I believe in God " but still follow Satan (who, by >the way, also " believes " in God). > >Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread >like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, >people think twice about sharing. > > > >Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through >cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school >and workplace. > >Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an >invisible Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?) > >Funny how when you go to forward this message,you will not send it to many >on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they >will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how I can be more worried >about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. (Are you >thinking?) > >Pass this on only if you mean it. > > > >Yes, I do Love God ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 1, 2004 Report Share Posted May 1, 2004 Please have the courtesy to use the letters " OT " or " Off Topic " in front of non-mito related posts, especially religious, political, etc. nature. Thanks a bunch, RH > Betsy, > > It would figure that McAfee, on my mail carrier, singled this e- mail out as > XXX porn! Good thing I recognized your name!!! > > Blessings, > > > -- Fw: IF SOMEONE > > > IF SOMEONE > > > In a message dated 4/9/2004 8:13:54 AM Eastern Standard Time, JMORGAN@mail > uch.org writes: > > > >IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU > >BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST > OF > YOUR > >LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD? IF YOU'D SAY NO, > THEN > >DELETE THIS E-MAIL. IF YOU WOULD SAY YES, AND STAND UP FOR JESUS > CHRIST, > >PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. > > > >Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper > less > >then a year ago > > > >TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS > > > >There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told > their > >daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was > 5 > years > >old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, > right in > >front of the child. Then, the dad shot ! himself. The little girl > watched > it > >all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a > Christian > >and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the > foster > > >mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to > have > > >patience with her. The teacher ! held up a picture of Jesus and said, > " Does > > >anyone know who this is? " The little girl said, " I do, that's the man > who > >was holding me the night my parents died. " > > > > > > > >If you believe this little girl is telling the truth that even though > she > >had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents > died, > then > >you will forward this to as many people as you can. > > > >Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart. > > > >Funny, isn't it? > > > >Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the > > >world's going to hell. > > > > > > > >Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the > Bible > >says. > > > > > > > >Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to > > >believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?) > > > > >Funny how someone can say " I believe in God " but still follow Satan > (who, > by > >the way, also " believes " in God). > > > >Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they > spread > >like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, > > >people think twice about sharing. > > > > > > > >Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through > >cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the > school > >and workplace. > > > >Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an > >invisible Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?) > > > >Funny how when you go to forward this message,you will not send it to > many > >on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or > what > they > >will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how I can be more > worried > >about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. (Are > you > >thinking?) > > > >Pass this on only if you mean it. > > > > > > > >Yes, I do Love God ! > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 3, 2004 Report Share Posted May 3, 2004 Dear OT, Sorry. God Bless, -- Fw: IF SOMEONE > > > IF SOMEONE > > > In a message dated 4/9/2004 8:13:54 AM Eastern Standard Time, JMORGAN@mail > uch.org writes: > > > >IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU > >BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST > OF > YOUR > >LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD? IF YOU'D SAY NO, > THEN > >DELETE THIS E-MAIL. IF YOU WOULD SAY YES, AND STAND UP FOR JESUS > CHRIST, > >PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. > > > >Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper > less > >then a year ago > > > >TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS > > > >There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told > their > >daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was > 5 > years > >old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, > right in > >front of the child. Then, the dad shot ! himself. The little girl > watched > it > >all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a > Christian > >and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the > foster > > >mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to > have > > >patience with her. The teacher ! held up a picture of Jesus and said, > " Does > > >anyone know who this is? " The little girl said, " I do, that's the man > who > >was holding me the night my parents died. " > > > > > > > >If you believe this little girl is telling the truth that even though > she > >had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents > died, > then > >you will forward this to as many people as you can. > > > >Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart. > > > >Funny, isn't it? > > > >Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the > > >world's going to hell. > > > > > > > >Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the > Bible > >says. > > > > > > > >Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to > > >believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?) > > > > >Funny how someone can say " I believe in God " but still follow Satan > (who, > by > >the way, also " believes " in God). > > > >Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they > spread > >like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, > > >people think twice about sharing. > > > > > > > >Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through > >cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the > school > >and workplace. > > > >Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an > >invisible Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?) > > > >Funny how when you go to forward this message,you will not send it to > many > >on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or > what > they > >will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how I can be more > worried > >about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. (Are > you > >thinking?) > > > >Pass this on only if you mean it. > > > > > > > >Yes, I do Love God ! > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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