OT - you know you live in QLD when...

[Guest guest]

This was too good a giggle not to share :-)

You know you live in Queensland when.....

1. The best parking space is determined by shade, not distance.

2. Hot water comes out of both taps.

3 . You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding

iron.

4. The temperature drops below 30 degrees and you feel a little

chilly.

5. You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer

your car.

6. You discover that you can get badly sunburned through your car

window - even on a very short trip.

7. You develop a fear of metal car door handles.

8. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside your house in

the morning.

9. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, " What if I get knocked out and

end up lying on the road and cook to death? "

10. You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.

11. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them

from laying hard-boiled eggs.

12. The cows are giving evaporated milk.

13. The trees are whistling for the dogs.

14. While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a

tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.

15. You catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you

sleep during the night.

16. You pray that your train/bus will have air-conditioning, and if

it doesn't, waiting an extra 15 minutes for one is worth it.

17. You'd rather be at work in the air conditioning than anywhere

else in the world.

18. If you have no air conditioning at work, you take an unpaid day

off to stay home in the air conditioning.

19. The thought that you have no air conditioning at work or at home

reduces you to tears.

20. Your tears evaporate before they hit your cheeks.

[Guest guest]

WOW, Jo, is it really that hot there??? I'm ready for it - maybe

I'll come there! LOL!

Love Lana