Fw: HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

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Subject: Fw: HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

Subject: HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

How to stay safe in the world today. 1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% ofall fatal accidents. 2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home. 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidentsoccur to pedestrians. 4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidentsinvolve these forms of transportation. 5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So,...above all else, avoid hospitals. BUT,... You will be pleased to learn that only 001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church! ...And....Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths duringBible study is even less. So,...for SAFETY'S sake - Attend church, and read your Bible ... ITCOULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

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Subject: Fw: HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

Subject: HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

How to stay safe in the world today. 1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% ofall fatal accidents. 2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home. 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidentsoccur to pedestrians. 4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidentsinvolve these forms of transportation. 5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So,...above all else, avoid hospitals. BUT,... You will be pleased to learn that only 001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church! ...And....Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths duringBible study is even less. So,...for SAFETY'S sake - Attend church, and read your Bible ... ITCOULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!

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Subject: Fw: HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

Subject: HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY

How to stay safe in the world today. 1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% ofall fatal accidents. 2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home. 3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidentsoccur to pedestrians. 4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidentsinvolve these forms of transportation. 5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals. So,...above all else, avoid hospitals. BUT,... You will be pleased to learn that only 001% of all deaths occur in worship services in church, and these are usually related to previous physical disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church! ...And....Bible study is safe too. The percentage of deaths duringBible study is even less. So,...for SAFETY'S sake - Attend church, and read your Bible ... ITCOULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!