Is there a doctor is the house

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Two doctors opened an office in a small town, and put up a sign reading:

> > > >>"Dr. and Dr. , Psychiatry and Proctology."

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> > > >>The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed

> > > >>it to: "Hysteria's and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so in

an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Haemorrhoids." No go.

>Next they tried: "Catatonics and High Colonics". Thumbs down again.

Then came: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives". Still not good. How

> > about: "Minds and Behinds"? Unacceptable again. So they tried: "Lost Souls Ass

>Holes." Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nuts and Butts,"

> > > >>"Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either.

> > > >>Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with a business

> > > >>slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council:

> > > >> "Dr. and Dr. , Odds and Ends".

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