Clever Woman

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>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had savedall of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Justbefore he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my moneyand put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlifewith me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got readyto close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enoughto put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wifereplied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promisedhim that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put itinto my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spendit."

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Karol

Clever Woman

>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had savedall of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Justbefore he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my moneyand put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlifewith me." And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got readyto close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enoughto put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wifereplied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promisedhim that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put itinto my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spendit.""The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies