Guest guest Posted April 5, 2004 Report Share Posted April 5, 2004 These are cute ads, don't you wonder who dreams them up? Love Ardie Subject: Ads Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:> > >> > >> > > FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites> > > --------------------> > > FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog> > > --------------------> > > FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog> > > --------------------> > > GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free> > > --------------------> > > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out while..better be> > > reward.> > > --------------------> > > COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale> > > --------------------> > > NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby> > > --------------------> > > GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.> > > --------------------> > > NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once> > > --------------------> > > JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300> > > --------------------> > > (AND THE BEST ONE)> > >> > > FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.45 volumes.> > > Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,gotmarried> > > last month. Wife knows everything.> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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