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Don't delete until you read it please, it's short, so won't take long, but

will afford you a smile. Love Ardie

Subject: Fw: OLD and SVEN bungee jumping -- NORWEGIAN STYLE

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> Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Ole says to Sven, " You know, ve

> could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in

> Mexico.

> They don't have it there. " Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool

> their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord,

> insurance, etc.

> They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are

> constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more

> and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished,

there

> was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a

> demonstration.

> So Ole and Sven climb the tower together, Ole straps Sven into the

harness

> and Sven jumps. Sven bounces at the end of the cord, but

> when he comes back up Ole notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

> Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces

and

> comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Ole

misses

> him. Sven falls again and bounces back up. Luckily, Ole finally catches

> him.

> Sven is pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken bones and is

almost

> unconscious. Ole asks, " Vat happened? Vas the cord too long? " Barely

able

> to speak, Sven gasps, " No, the bungee cord, it vas fine. It vas the

crowd.

> Vat in the world is a piñata? "

>

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You were right Ardie,....That was a cute one......I even got a chuckle......Thanks,

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Fw: OLD and SVEN bungee jumping -- NORWEGIAN STYLE > > Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Ole says to Sven, "You know, ve > could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in > Mexico. > They don't have it there." Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool > their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, > insurance, etc. > They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are > constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more > and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished,there > was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a > demonstration. > So Ole and Sven climb the tower together, Ole straps Sven into theharness > and Sven jumps. Sven bounces at the end of the cord, but > when he comes back up Ole notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. > Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bouncesand > comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Olemisses > him. Sven falls again and bounces back up. Luckily, Ole finally catches > him. > Sven is pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken bones and isalmost > unconscious. Ole asks, "Vat happened? Vas the cord too long?" Barelyable > to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the bungee cord, it vas fine. It vas thecrowd. > Vat in the world is a piñata?" >"The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies

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