Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 Hi all, Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still very bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow for the first couple days though. Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did that. (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire computer system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to have a hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, only 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. I'm thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. Have a good day all! Autumn ........ whose face is now as red as her hair! ________________________________________________________________ The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 I just wanted to say thankyou Autumn!!!!! You have started my day with a smile on my face. I just read about your phone conversation and WOW thats something that would happen to me. One of the guys at work uses speaker phone and it's made me a bit weary now. If embarrassment made us lose weight, that would be wonderful!!! Hope you and your husband had a wonderful anniversary. Take care..........Leanne athdesign@... wrote: Hi all, Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still very bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow for the first couple days though. Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did that. (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire computer system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to have a hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, only 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. I'm thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. Have a good day all! Autumn ........ whose face is now as red as her hair! ________________________________________________________________ The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 I just wanted to say thankyou Autumn!!!!! You have started my day with a smile on my face. I just read about your phone conversation and WOW thats something that would happen to me. One of the guys at work uses speaker phone and it's made me a bit weary now. If embarrassment made us lose weight, that would be wonderful!!! Hope you and your husband had a wonderful anniversary. Take care..........Leanne athdesign@... wrote: Hi all, Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still very bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow for the first couple days though. Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did that. (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire computer system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to have a hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, only 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. I'm thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. Have a good day all! Autumn ........ whose face is now as red as her hair! ________________________________________________________________ The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 I just wanted to say thankyou Autumn!!!!! You have started my day with a smile on my face. I just read about your phone conversation and WOW thats something that would happen to me. One of the guys at work uses speaker phone and it's made me a bit weary now. If embarrassment made us lose weight, that would be wonderful!!! Hope you and your husband had a wonderful anniversary. Take care..........Leanne athdesign@... wrote: Hi all, Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still very bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow for the first couple days though. Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did that. (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire computer system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to have a hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, only 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. I'm thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. Have a good day all! Autumn ........ whose face is now as red as her hair! ________________________________________________________________ The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 ROFLMAO!!!! Pat so glad you're back > > Hi all, > Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be > my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still very > bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow > for the first couple days though. > > Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, > to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my > parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy > shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My > mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did that. > (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire computer > system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their > data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an > ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as > it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! > > Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to have a > hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work > tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth > is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still > works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, only > 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! > > I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. I'm > thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good > shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. > > Have a good day all! > Autumn > ....... whose face is now as red as her hair! > > ________________________________________________________________ > The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! > Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! > Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 ROFLMAO!!!! Pat so glad you're back > > Hi all, > Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be > my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still very > bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow > for the first couple days though. > > Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, > to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my > parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy > shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My > mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did that. > (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire computer > system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their > data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an > ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as > it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! > > Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to have a > hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work > tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth > is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still > works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, only > 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! > > I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. I'm > thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good > shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. > > Have a good day all! > Autumn > ....... whose face is now as red as her hair! > > ________________________________________________________________ > The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! > Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! > Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 ROFLMAO!!!! Pat so glad you're back > > Hi all, > Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be > my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still very > bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow > for the first couple days though. > > Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, > to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my > parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy > shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My > mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did that. > (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire computer > system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their > data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an > ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as > it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! > > Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to have a > hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work > tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth > is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still > works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, only > 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! > > I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. I'm > thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good > shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. > > Have a good day all! > Autumn > ....... whose face is now as red as her hair! > > ________________________________________________________________ > The best thing to hit the internet in years - Juno SpeedBand! > Surf the web up to FIVE TIMES FASTER! > Only $14.95/ month - visit www.juno.com to sign up today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 Does embarrassment burn off calories? ....Hang on a second... Nope, I don't weight 80 pounds soaking wet, emarrassment must not burn too many calories! LOL Ang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2003 Report Share Posted November 3, 2003 Does embarrassment burn off calories? ....Hang on a second... Nope, I don't weight 80 pounds soaking wet, emarrassment must not burn too many calories! LOL Ang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 4, 2003 Report Share Posted November 4, 2003 Autumn, That is TOO funny! I'll bet you burned off quite a few calories just blushing! Happy Anniversary to you and your " real " husband........ Enjoy your dinner out. Sue~FL In a message dated 11/3/03 2:57:35 PM Eastern Standard Time, athdesign@... writes: Hi all, Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still very bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow for the first couple days though. Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did that. (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire computer system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to have a hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, only 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. I'm thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. Have a good day all! Autumn ........ whose face is now as red as her hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 10, 2003 Report Share Posted November 10, 2003 Autumn, OH MY GAWD!!!!!! LMAO! Dang speaker phones! I hope you had a happy anniversary. Gena ;-) > > Hi all, > Doing pretty good with my water and eating today. I think this will be > my last day to recoup before I start exercising tomorrow. I'm still > very > bruised, but my side and arm don't hurt any longer. I'll take it slow > for the first couple days though. > > Today is our 3 year anniversary and it's starting off as a strange day, > to say the least. We received a lovely basket of flowers from my > parents-but-they addressed it to my EX-husband and I !!!!!!!!! Holy > shit, I tore up the envelope and called them hysterically laughing. My > mother said, " I did WHAT???!!!!!!!! " She couldn't believe she did > that. > (She's been going through an absolute mess at work-their entire > computer > system crashed and 2 different companies can't seem to reclaim their > data, plus my little sister had just gone to the hospital for an > ultrasound due to unexplained abdominal pain.) My mom's a bit loopy as > it is, but this is way loopy for her, even. LMAO! > > Then I call my husband to say hi and he told me that he's going to > have a > hard time kissing me tonight. I said, " What happened? " A guy at work > tossed his keys to Tee and they hit him square in the mouth. His mouth > is cut and he has a fat lip. I said, " Yeah, but your *bleep* still > works, doesn't it? " I was on speakerphone. Good Lord. Thankfully, > only > 2 other men heard me, but I'm sure the whole company knows by now!! > > I hope wherever we go to eat tonight I can make some sound choices. > I'm > thinking shellfish and steamed veggies. We'll see-as getting good > shellfish in Alabama is *quite* difficult. > > Have a good day all! > Autumn > ....... whose face is now as red as her hair! > > __________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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