Guest guest Posted March 15, 2004 Report Share Posted March 15, 2004 This is worth a read right? Love Ardie Subject: A little Wisdom worth considering > > While walking down the street one day, > a female senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. > Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. at the entrance. > > " Welcome to Heaven, " says St. . > " Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. > We seldom see a high official around these parts you see, > so we're not sure what to do with you. " > > " No problem, just let me in, " says the lady. > > " Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. > What we'll do is have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. > Then you can choose where to spend eternity. > > " Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven, " says the senator. > > " I'm sorry but we have our rules. " > And with that, St. escorts her to the elevator and she goes down to > Hell. > > The doors open, and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf course. > In the distance is a club and standing in front of it are all her friends > and other politicians > who had worked with her. Everyone is very happy. They run to greet her, hug > her, > and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at expense of > the people > They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. > Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good > time dancing > and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before she realizes > it, it is time to go. > Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. > > The elevator goes up, up, up, and the door reopens on Heaven where St. > is waiting for her. > > " Now it's time to visit Heaven. " So 24 hours pass with the Senator joining a > group of contented souls > moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good > time, > and before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. returns. > > " Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. > Now, choose the place where you want to spend eternity. " > > She reflects for a minute and then answers: " Well, I would never have said > it, > I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in > Hell. " > > So Saint escorts her to the elevator, and she goes down, down, down to > Hell. > > Now, the doors of the elevator open, and she is in the middle of a barren > land covered > with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking > up the trash > and putting it in black bags.The Devil comes over to her and lays his arm on > her neck. > > " I don't understand, " stammers the senator. " Yesterday I was here, and there > was a golf course > and club, and we ate lobster and caviar and we danced and had a great time. > Now there is a wasteland full of garbage, and my friends look miserable. " > > The Devil looks at her, smiles and says, " Yesterday we were campaigning. > Today, you voted for us! " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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