Guest guest Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 HERE'S YOUR SIGN...... Today was the day that I run my errands,and pay bills...Grocery shop, and such......Well it was one of those days,,,,Brain Fog ,,,,big time.......And I Swear that JEFF FOXWORTHY was following me around all day.....Everytime I did something stupid.....I would hear in the back of my mind ......" Here's your sign "....... #1-..Filled my car with gas, and went through the car wash........Now I know each time I do this that I'm going to get that feeling that the car is moving and stomp on the brakes........stomped on the brakes anyway........."Here's your sign"...... # 2 - Next I went to the Wallgreens store to pick up Photos that we had taken last Saturday, when , my Grand daughter came to visit. When I looked through them.....I realized that I had photos. of , Photos of me with ,......photos of with ...photos of me with .......But even though the caseworker was there.....I never thought to ask her to take some photos of Me , , and . together........."Here's your sign"....... # 3- I paid for the photos.......then left them laying on the photo dept counter..... while I checked out some other perchases at the main checkout counter......."Here's your sign"...... #4- Then I couldn't find my Debit card .....where it lives in my wallet.....I had put it in my pocket instead of wallet......"Here's your sign".... # 5- Then I went to the Eckerds drive through window to pick up my prescriptions.....and left my Debit card there when I paid for them. and had to go back to get it when I tried to pay for my groceries at the grocery store......"Here's your sign"....... # 6- When I got home .....I called on his cell phone to let him know that I had gotten the photos developed.....and would be sending him a set to scan for me..When he answered the phone I blurted out......".I GOT PICTURES !"......he said ," What? just a minute, let me step outside so I can hear better." Then he came back on the phone.....and asked," Who is this?".....He thought he had a stalker.....who had pictures !!......."Here's your sign"........ #7 - When I got home.....I wanted to add up all the purchases I had made today ....to balance my checkbook. My phone was laying on the sofa next to me .....it's a cordless phone with buttons on it......I picked it up instead of my calculator.....and started trying to use it as a calculator........"Here's your sign"........ #8 - I couldn't figure out why the numbers weren't showing up.....Then realized....that I had to push the button to get the `Dial tone' before it would work......."Here's your sign"....... H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 lol THank you for the laugh, I needed it > > HERE'S YOUR SIGN...... > Today was the day that I run my errands,and pay bills...Grocery shop, and such......Well it was one of those days,,,,Brain Fog ,,,,big time.......And I Swear that JEFF FOXWORTHY was following me around all day.....Everytime I did something stupid.....I would hear in the back of my mind ...... " Here's your sign " ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 4, 2004 Report Share Posted March 4, 2004 What a scream! LOL Cheryl in CA From: lonewolflinda #1-..Filled my car with gas, and went through the car wash........Now I know each time I do this that I'm going to get that feeling that the car is moving and stomp on the brakes........stomped on the brakes anyway......... " Here's your sign " ...... # 2 - Next I went to the Wallgreens store to pick up Photos that we had taken last Saturday, when , my Grand daughter came to visit. When I looked through them.....I realized that I had photos. of , Photos of me with ,......photos of with ...photos of me with .......But even though the caseworker was there.....I never thought to ask her to take some photos of Me , , and . together......... " Here's your sign " ....... # 3- I paid for the photos.......then left them laying on the photo dept counter..... while I checked out some other perchases at the main checkout counter....... " Here's your sign " ...... #4- Then I couldn't find my Debit card .....where it lives in my wallet.....I had put it in my pocket instead of wallet...... " Here's your sign " .... # 5- Then I went to the Eckerds drive through window to pick up my prescriptions.....and left my Debit card there when I paid for them. and had to go back to get it when I tried to pay for my groceries at the grocery store...... " Here's your sign " ....... # 6- When I got home .....I called on his cell phone to let him know that I had gotten the photos developed.....and would be sending him a set to scan for me..When he answered the phone I blurted out...... " .I GOT PICTURES ! " ......he said , " What? just a minute, let me step outside so I can hear better. " Then he came back on the phone.....and asked, " Who is this? " .....He thought he had a stalker.....who had pictures !!....... " Here's your sign " ........ #7 - When I got home.....I wanted to add up all the purchases I had made today ....to balance my checkbook. My phone was laying on the sofa next to me .....it's a cordless phone with buttons on it......I picked it up instead of my calculator.....and started trying to use it as a calculator........ " Here's your sign " ........ #8 - I couldn't figure out why the numbers weren't showing up.....Then realized....that I had to push the button to get the `Dial tone' before it would work....... " Here's your sign " ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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