hypnotist

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So Funny!

From:

(Brat)

Subject: hypnotist

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, " Unlike most stage

hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a

trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience. "

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique

pocket watch from his coat.

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Good one ! I'm passing this one on if you don't mind!

Karol

hypnotist

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of this audience."The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat."I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces."Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took 3 weeks to the clean up the theater.

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