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After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, ish scientists

found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion

that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English

scientist dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in the UK

newspapers read: " English archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper

wire

and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech

communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots. "

One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following: " After digging as

deep as 5000 meters in West Texas, Texas A & M scientists have found absolutely

nothing. They have therefore concluded that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants

were already using wireless technology. "

PS: Like we say, don’t Mess with Texas.

Louis N. Molino, Sr., CET

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