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Subject: " The Heart Surgeon and the Motorcycle Mechanic "

>

>> A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a

motorcycle when

> he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was

there

> waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.

The

> mechanic shouted across the garage, " Hey Doc, can I ask you a

question? "

> The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working

on the

> motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag

and

> asked, " So, Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take

valves out,

> fix 'em, put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like

new. So how

> come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks,

when you

> and I are doing basically the same work? " The surgeon paused,

smiled and

> leaned over and whispered to the mechanic .. " Try doing it with

the engine

> running! "

>

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