Guest guest Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 > THE MOTHER-IN-LAW > A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and > mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. > They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home > but > that it'll cost over $5000.00, whereas they can bury her in the Holy > Land > for only $150. 00. > The guy says, " We'll ship her home. " > The undertaker asks, " Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we > can > do a very nice burial here. " > The guy says, " Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three > days > later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance. " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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