Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , Where do you get your e-mail quotes from? They're hilarious. LOL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I hope you are seeing double, lol, otherwise I better get my eyes examine as I saw double. Dolly Dolphin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , Ever since I found the program that adds them to my emails, I have been collectiing them from many sources. Many were sent to me, some I stole from emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the quote in this email. LOL *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. " -- & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn E-mail- rclark0276@... Home Page- http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 LOL! I love it! What is the name of the program that adds these quotes to your e-mail? ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote: > , > Ever since I found the program that adds them to my emails, I have been > collectiing them from many sources. Many were sent to me, some I stole from > emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the > quote in this email. LOL > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn > louder. " > -- > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > E-mail- > rclark0276@... > Home Page- > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'm NOT , but............ There are lots of funny one line quotes here, : http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/ There are more here and links to many more: http://quotations.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/rodney_danger1_4.htm That should keep you out of trouble for a couple of weeks copying them :-) Google is your friend. If you type in " Funny one-liner quotes, it comes up with all sorts. Ted F. > > , > > Where do you get your e-mail quotes from? They're hilarious. LOL! > > > Bilateral Cochlear CIs > December 2004 and February 2006 > Deafblind/Postlingual > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , The program is KookieJar, and only works with Outlook Express. The author no longer supports the program either. Ted came up with some links already. Thats what I did too, googled for the sites. At the moment, I have 971 quotes. There may be some duplicates, just a few. LOL Maybe I should spend some time and add enough to make 1,000 even. LOL *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn E-mail- rclark0276@... Home Page- http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Ted, No, you're NOT , are you? ( cannot be duplicated. He is his own unique person all his own.) LOL! These websites are great! Thanks for passing them along! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- " Ted F. " <ted.fletcher@...> wrote: > I'm NOT , but............ > > There are lots of funny one line quotes here, : > > http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/ > > There are more here and links to many more: > > http://quotations.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/rodney_danger1_4.htm > > That should keep you out of trouble for a couple of weeks copying them :-) > > Google is your friend. If you type in " Funny one-liner quotes, it > comes up with all sorts. > > Ted F. > > > > > > > > , > > > > Where do you get your e-mail quotes from? They're hilarious. LOL! > > > > > > Bilateral Cochlear CIs > > December 2004 and February 2006 > > Deafblind/Postlingual > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 " ( cannot be duplicated. He is his own unique person all his own.) " That is for darn tooting sure, ! LOL *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn E-mail- rclark0276@... Home Page- http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , LOL! When science discovers a way to clone human beings, I'd like to have you cloned 1,000 times over. <smile> By the way, thanks for the 362 mochas. I already drank 4 of them today, so I'm feeling pretty darn good and am bouncing off the walls right now. Poor Tigger is chasing me around my apartment not knowing what to do. LOL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote: > " ( cannot be duplicated. He is his own unique person all his > own.) " > > That is for darn tooting sure, ! LOL > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > E-mail- > rclark0276@... > Home Page- > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , A thousand of ME?! Oh no please no! Even I could not stand the competition! ROFL And I love visualizing Tigger chasing you all round and up and down and sideways. Reminds me of a movie, Matilda, who has powers and causes her dreadful teacher to fly around like a balloon that is let go of. *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn E-mail- rclark0276@... Home Page- http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , I saw this quote at the end of your e-mail and am still LOL! " Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. " On another note...You being afraid of the competition? Since when? LOL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote: > , > A thousand of ME?! Oh no please no! Even I could not stand the > competition! ROFL > > And I love visualizing Tigger chasing you all round and up and down and > sideways. Reminds me of a movie, Matilda, who has powers and causes her > dreadful teacher to fly around like a balloon that is let go of. > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. > --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > E-mail- > rclark0276@... > Home Page- > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , I saw this quote at the end of your e-mail and am still LOL! " Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. " On another note...You being afraid of the competition? Since when? LOL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote: > , > A thousand of ME?! Oh no please no! Even I could not stand the > competition! ROFL > > And I love visualizing Tigger chasing you all round and up and down and > sideways. Reminds me of a movie, Matilda, who has powers and causes her > dreadful teacher to fly around like a balloon that is let go of. > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. > --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > E-mail- > rclark0276@... > Home Page- > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Am I seeing double? LOL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and January 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- lkozlik@... wrote: > , > > I saw this quote at the end of your e-mail and am still LOL! > > " Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. > --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. " > > On another note...You being afraid of the competition? Since when? LOL! > > > Bilateral Cochlear CIs > December 2004 and February 2006 > Deafblind/Postlingual > > ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote: > > , > > A thousand of ME?! Oh no please no! Even I could not stand the > > competition! ROFL > > > > And I love visualizing Tigger chasing you all round and up and down and > > sideways. Reminds me of a movie, Matilda, who has powers and causes her > > dreadful teacher to fly around like a balloon that is let go of. > > > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. > > --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. > > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > > E-mail- > > rclark0276@... > > Home Page- > > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Aint it true tho . LOL Oh I am not afraid, just of me. And what I can do to me. LOL Or vice versa. *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn E-mail- rclark0276@... Home Page- http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24 and see if that helps. *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* A smile is the same in any language. & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn E-mail- rclark0276@... Home Page- http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 , I'm still laughing at this quote too... " I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. " I wish I could insert a laughing emoticon here for extra emphasis. LOL! By the way, if you are afraid of yourself, I suggest that you avoid looking at any mirrors or reflective surfaces. LOL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote: > Aint it true tho . LOL > > Oh I am not afraid, just of me. And what I can do to me. LOL Or vice > versa. > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the > prescription ran out. > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > E-mail- > rclark0276@... > Home Page- > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'm sorry, . What did you say, dear? I didn't have my CIs on. LOL! Mona Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote: > , > You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so > does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24 > and see if that helps. > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > A smile is the same in any language. > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > E-mail- > rclark0276@... > Home Page- > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 I'm sorry, . What did you say? I didn't have my CIs on. LOL! Mona Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote: > , > You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so > does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24 > and see if that helps. > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > A smile is the same in any language. > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > E-mail- > rclark0276@... > Home Page- > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 You can blame Wisconsin Road Runner again. It's their fault. Not mine. LOL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- Gayle Northcott <dolphing@...> wrote: > I hope you are seeing double, lol, otherwise I better get my eyes examine as I saw double. > > Dolly Dolphin > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I luv funny stories - here's one for all If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown? From: <rclark0276@...> Subject: Re: Re: OT Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 10:36 PM , You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24 and see if that helps. *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* A smile is the same in any language. & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn E-mail- rclark0276charter (DOT) net Home Page- http://webpages. charter.net/ dog_guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Here is a qoute i know not where it comes from: There are none so blind as those who refuse to see nor none so deaf as those who refuse to hear. From: <rclark0276@...> Subject: Re: Re: OT Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:52 PM , Ever since I found the program that adds them to my emails, I have been collectiing them from many sources. Many were sent to me, some I stole from emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the quote in this email. LOL *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. " -- & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn E-mail- rclark0276charter (DOT) net Home Page- http://webpages. charter.net/ dog_guide/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 " There are none so blind as those who refuse to see nor > none so deaf as those who refuse to hear. " That's a Proverb. Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- W Dudley <usadeaf@...> wrote: > Here is a qoute i know not where it comes from: > > There are none so blind as those who refuse to see nor > none so deaf as those who refuse to hear. > > > > From: <rclark0276@...> > Subject: Re: Re: OT > > Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:52 PM > > > > > > > > > > > > , > > Ever since I found the program that adds them to my emails, I have been > > collectiing them from many sources. Many were sent to me, some I stole from > > emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the > > quote in this email. LOL > > > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > > My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn > > louder. " > > -- > > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > > E-mail- > > rclark0276charter (DOT) net > > Home Page- > > http://webpages. charter.net/ dog_guide/ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 " If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown? " ROTFL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- W Dudley <usadeaf@...> wrote: > I luv funny stories - here's one for all > > If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown? > > > > From: <rclark0276@...> > Subject: Re: Re: OT > > Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 10:36 PM > > > > > > > > > > > > , > > You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so > > does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24 > > and see if that helps. > > > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > > A smile is the same in any language. > > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > > E-mail- > > rclark0276charter (DOT) net > > Home Page- > > http://webpages. charter.net/ dog_guide/ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 " If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown? " ROTFL! Bilateral Cochlear CIs December 2004 and February 2006 Deafblind/Postlingual ---- W Dudley <usadeaf@...> wrote: > I luv funny stories - here's one for all > > If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown? > > > > From: <rclark0276@...> > Subject: Re: Re: OT > > Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 10:36 PM > > > > > > > > > > > > , > > You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so > > does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24 > > and see if that helps. > > > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > > A smile is the same in any language. > > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > > E-mail- > > rclark0276charter (DOT) net > > Home Page- > > http://webpages. charter.net/ dog_guide/ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 I understand that it is a proverb - but does anyone know the source? > > From: <rclark0276charter (DOT) net> > Subject: Re: Re: OT > groups (DOT) com > Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:52 PM > > > > > > > > > > > > , > > Ever since I found the program that adds them to my emails, I have been > > collectiing them from many sources. Many were sent to me, some I stole from > > emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the > > quote in this email. LOL > > > > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---* > > My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn > > louder. " > > -- > > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn > > E-mail- > > rclark0276charter (DOT) net > > Home Page- > > http://webpages. charter.net/ dog_guide/ > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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