Your Family Might Be Hooah If . . .

July 19, 2004

For all you military people out there... found this on livejournal. And

thought I would pass it on

- Your newborn must attend Rip within the first 30 days of life...

- Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are light green and

loam...

- Your children clear housing before going to college...

- You require your mechanic to replace the sandbags in you floorboard as

part of a routine tune-up...

- Your station wagon is equipped with blackout lights...

- Your kids volunteer to pull air guard on the school bus...

- Your kids call their mother " Household 6. "

- You give the command " Fix bayonets " at Thanksgiving Dinner...

- Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the

oldest, who is on seperate rations...

- You make your daughter sign out on Prom Night...

- You refer to your spouse affectionately as " the wifely unit. "

- Your wife conducts an AAR hotwash after sex...

- Your son fails the third grade but tells everyone he was a " phase

three recycle. "

- Your kids get an LES for their allowance...

- You threaten to punish your spouse for having dinner too late by

reducing her to " Wife First Class. "

- Your kids recite their ABC's phonetically...

- Your wife left you and you held a " Change of Command " ceramony...

- Your dog's name is " Ranger. "

- Your son's name is " Ranger. "

- All your possessions are military issue...

- Your kids fashion silly putty to look like Claymores and put them at

the perimeter of the backyard...

- Your newborn's first words were " all OK Jumpmaster. "

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