Re: Lupies Stupid Human Tricks

[Guest guest]

a that is priceless!!!! as one who has been up since 4am after

getting to sleep at one i am so on your wavelength.

have i done something that stupid lately? --no but i am figuring any

day now. but so far you win.

cater oil will help with that.

thanks for the laugh. hugs, leslie

- In LUPIES , " a B " <aDJB@s...> wrote:

> Have you ever said or done something that was so stupid that you

had to find something to blame it on so you chose to blame Lupus or

Fibromyalgia or whatever else ails you? I know I have and am

willing to tell if you are. So friends, don't fail me. I expect to

laugh myself silly for the next few days. I need a boost.

> Many of you have heard my sad story with the " Happy Ending. " I had

gone longer than my usual forever without anything I could really

brag about as having been called sleep. I was literally dragging

myself and undoubtedly from what happened, just barely capable of

thought. Those who sleep as poorly as I do learn early on in life

how to sleep wearing earplugs and not pay attention to them. Sound

bothers me so much anyway that I wear earplugs a lot. So - I am

holding my night time pills in one hand and my earplugs in the other

hand. I picked up my glass of water and - - - - YEP - - - - I

swallowed down those earplugs slicker than slick. Then the wait was

on to see, " would they or would they not come out in the end? " I am

very pleased to say this story does have a happy ending and no, I no

longer use that particular pair of earplugs.

> OK GALS and GUYS - you have heard my Lupies Stupid Human

Trick now it is time to hear yours.

> HEY BRENDA - this should be easy for you. Hugs - a B

[Guest guest]

Good job . We still need to hear more!!!!!!!

Hugs - a B

RE: Lupies Stupid Human Tricks

ok .. which story do you wish to hear?How about this one?I locked myself out of my house while sleep walking AND buck nekkid ..and ended up having to climb over a wood privacy fence to get back intomy house (while the security lights came on .. damn those motion sensorthings .. if anyone saw me, they were probably blinded by the lightreflecting off my fat butt going over the fence) .. only to find theback door was locked as well. So I had to go through the dog door to getinto the house .. and thinking the whole time .. "please .. dont let myfat butt get stuck in this dog door .. all the while fighting off 2German and 3 Belgian shepherds who thought I was playing!"or how about?The time my neighbor got drunk at his own party .. stripped down tonothing .. and came to sing at my front door. He would not go home .. soI called the police. By the time they got here, my neighbor was lyingspread eagle in my front yard .. still singing .. the officer who showedup at the door was a friend I had worked with while doing K9 training.He has yet to let me live down the fact that I "was a true Southernerand will use anything for a lawn ornament .. flamingos arent enough!"(living an interesting life)"The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies

[Guest guest]

Good job . We still need to hear more!!!!!!!

Hugs - a B

RE: Lupies Stupid Human Tricks

ok .. which story do you wish to hear?How about this one?I locked myself out of my house while sleep walking AND buck nekkid ..and ended up having to climb over a wood privacy fence to get back intomy house (while the security lights came on .. damn those motion sensorthings .. if anyone saw me, they were probably blinded by the lightreflecting off my fat butt going over the fence) .. only to find theback door was locked as well. So I had to go through the dog door to getinto the house .. and thinking the whole time .. "please .. dont let myfat butt get stuck in this dog door .. all the while fighting off 2German and 3 Belgian shepherds who thought I was playing!"or how about?The time my neighbor got drunk at his own party .. stripped down tonothing .. and came to sing at my front door. He would not go home .. soI called the police. By the time they got here, my neighbor was lyingspread eagle in my front yard .. still singing .. the officer who showedup at the door was a friend I had worked with while doing K9 training.He has yet to let me live down the fact that I "was a true Southernerand will use anything for a lawn ornament .. flamingos arent enough!"(living an interesting life)"The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies

[Guest guest]

Good job . We still need to hear more!!!!!!!

Hugs - a B

RE: Lupies Stupid Human Tricks

ok .. which story do you wish to hear?How about this one?I locked myself out of my house while sleep walking AND buck nekkid ..and ended up having to climb over a wood privacy fence to get back intomy house (while the security lights came on .. damn those motion sensorthings .. if anyone saw me, they were probably blinded by the lightreflecting off my fat butt going over the fence) .. only to find theback door was locked as well. So I had to go through the dog door to getinto the house .. and thinking the whole time .. "please .. dont let myfat butt get stuck in this dog door .. all the while fighting off 2German and 3 Belgian shepherds who thought I was playing!"or how about?The time my neighbor got drunk at his own party .. stripped down tonothing .. and came to sing at my front door. He would not go home .. soI called the police. By the time they got here, my neighbor was lyingspread eagle in my front yard .. still singing .. the officer who showedup at the door was a friend I had worked with while doing K9 training.He has yet to let me live down the fact that I "was a true Southernerand will use anything for a lawn ornament .. flamingos arent enough!"(living an interesting life)"The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies