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Subject: >> This is fun - let me know your new name!! This only>>takes a minute.>> >> Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto>>everyone you know>>including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes>>when you have a>>stressful day or>> >> week, you need some silliness to break up the day.>> >> Here is your dose...Follow the instructions to find>>your new name. Once you>>have your new name, put it in the Subject box and>>forward it to friends and>>family. Don't forget to forward it back to the>>person who sent it to you,>>so they know you participated.>> >> The following in an excerpt from a children's book,>>"Captain Underpants and>>the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave>>Pilkey. The evil>>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...>> >> >> >> Use the third letter of your first name to>>determine your new first>>name:>> >> a = poopsie b = lumpy>> c = buttercup d = gadget>> e = crusty f = greasy>> g = fluffy h = cheeseball>> i = chim-chim j = stinky>> k = flunky l = boobie>> m = pinky n = zippy>> o = goober p = doofus>> q = slimy r = loopy>> s = snotty t = tootie>> u = dorkey v = squeezit>> w = oprah x = skipper>> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa>> >> Use the second letter of your last name to>>determine the first half of your>>new last name:>> >> a = apple b = toilet>> c = giggle d = burger>> e = girdle f = barf>> g = lizard h = waffle>> i = cootie j = monkey>> k = potty l = liver>> m = banana n = rhino>> o = bubble p = hamster>> q = toad r = gizzard>> s = pizza t = gerbil>> u = chicken v = pickle>> w = chuckle x = tofu>> y = gorilla z = stinker>> >> Use the fourth letter of your last name to>>determine the second half of>>your new last name:>> >> a = head b = mouth>> c = face d = nose>> e = tush f = breath>> g = pants h = shorts>> i = lips j = honker>> k = butt l = brain>> m = tushie n = chunks>> o = hiney p = biscuits>> q = toes r = buns>> s = fanny t = sniffer>> u = sprinkles v = kisser>> w = squirt x = humperdinck>> y = brains z = juice>> >> Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is>>Goober Chickenshorts.>> >> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as>>the subject. And remember>>that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;>>adults laugh an average>>of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.>> >> >>

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How Funny.....What a great game to Play.

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Subject: >> This is fun - let me know your new name!! This only>>takes a minute.>> >> Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto>>everyone you know>>including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes>>when you have a>>stressful day or>> >> week, you need some silliness to break up the day.>> >> Here is your dose...Follow the instructions to find>>your new name. Once you>>have your new name, put it in the Subject box and>>forward it to friends and>>family. Don't forget to forward it back to the>>person who sent it to you,>>so they know you participated.>> >> The following in an excerpt from a children's book,>>"Captain Underpants and>>the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave>>Pilkey. The evil>>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...>> >> >> >> Use the third letter of your first name to>>determine your new first>>name:>> >> a = poopsie b = lumpy>> c = buttercup d = gadget>> e = crusty f = greasy>> g = fluffy h = cheeseball>> i = chim-chim j = stinky>> k = flunky l = boobie>> m = pinky n = zippy>> o = goober p = doofus>> q = slimy r = loopy>> s = snotty t = tootie>> u = dorkey v = squeezit>> w = oprah x = skipper>> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa>> >> Use the second letter of your last name to>>determine the first half of your>>new last name:>> >> a = apple b = toilet>> c = giggle d = burger>> e = girdle f = barf>> g = lizard h = waffle>> i = cootie j = monkey>> k = potty l = liver>> m = banana n = rhino>> o = bubble p = hamster>> q = toad r = gizzard>> s = pizza t = gerbil>> u = chicken v = pickle>> w = chuckle x = tofu>> y = gorilla z = stinker>> >> Use the fourth letter of your last name to>>determine the second half of>>your new last name:>> >> a = head b = mouth>> c = face d = nose>> e = tush f = breath>> g = pants h = shorts>> i = lips j = honker>> k = butt l = brain>> m = tushie n = chunks>> o = hiney p = biscuits>> q = toes r = buns>> s = fanny t = sniffer>> u = sprinkles v = kisser>> w = squirt x = humperdinck>> y = brains z = juice>> >> Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is>>Goober Chickenshorts.>> >> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as>>the subject. And remember>>that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;>>adults laugh an average>>of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.>> >> >>

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How Funny.....What a great game to Play.

Note: forwarded message attached.

Subject: >> This is fun - let me know your new name!! This only>>takes a minute.>> >> Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it onto>>everyone you know>>including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes>>when you have a>>stressful day or>> >> week, you need some silliness to break up the day.>> >> Here is your dose...Follow the instructions to find>>your new name. Once you>>have your new name, put it in the Subject box and>>forward it to friends and>>family. Don't forget to forward it back to the>>person who sent it to you,>>so they know you participated.>> >> The following in an excerpt from a children's book,>>"Captain Underpants and>>the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave>>Pilkey. The evil>>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...>> >> >> >> Use the third letter of your first name to>>determine your new first>>name:>> >> a = poopsie b = lumpy>> c = buttercup d = gadget>> e = crusty f = greasy>> g = fluffy h = cheeseball>> i = chim-chim j = stinky>> k = flunky l = boobie>> m = pinky n = zippy>> o = goober p = doofus>> q = slimy r = loopy>> s = snotty t = tootie>> u = dorkey v = squeezit>> w = oprah x = skipper>> y = dinky z = zsa-zsa>> >> Use the second letter of your last name to>>determine the first half of your>>new last name:>> >> a = apple b = toilet>> c = giggle d = burger>> e = girdle f = barf>> g = lizard h = waffle>> i = cootie j = monkey>> k = potty l = liver>> m = banana n = rhino>> o = bubble p = hamster>> q = toad r = gizzard>> s = pizza t = gerbil>> u = chicken v = pickle>> w = chuckle x = tofu>> y = gorilla z = stinker>> >> Use the fourth letter of your last name to>>determine the second half of>>your new last name:>> >> a = head b = mouth>> c = face d = nose>> e = tush f = breath>> g = pants h = shorts>> i = lips j = honker>> k = butt l = brain>> m = tushie n = chunks>> o = hiney p = biscuits>> q = toes r = buns>> s = fanny t = sniffer>> u = sprinkles v = kisser>> w = squirt x = humperdinck>> y = brains z = juice>> >> Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is>>Goober Chickenshorts.>> >> Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as>>the subject. And remember>>that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;>>adults laugh an average>>of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.>> >> >>

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