An Oldie, but worth repeating .. joke

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried

piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered

up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited

all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel

and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads

later, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he

saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something

amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's

neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake

it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the

donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.

The Moral:

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to

getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of

our troubles a stepping-stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just

by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

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Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.

2. Free your mind from worries.

3. Live simply.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less.

and

O.K., that's enough of that B.S. ...

The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field and

kicked the crap out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbor's

farms and kicked the crap out of them too for helping.

The REAL Moral:

When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you.

[Guest guest]

.....that's too funny.........Thanks for posting it.

And please ....no more` parking lot 'diving. That's too scarey.

After I had a dizzy spell one time and fell off the porch......my son coined the phrase `Porch Diving'

An Oldie, but worth repeating .. joke

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal criedpiteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be coveredup anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invitedall his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shoveland began to shovel dirt into the well.At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loadslater, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what hesaw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did somethingamazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer'sneighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shakeit off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as thedonkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.The Moral:Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick togetting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each ofour troubles a stepping-stone. We can get out of the deepest wells justby not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!-Remember the five simple rules to be happy:1. Free your heart from hatred.2. Free your mind from worries.3. Live simply.4. Give more.5. Expect less.andO.K., that's enough of that B.S. ...The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field andkicked the crap out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbor'sfarms and kicked the crap out of them too for helping.The REAL Moral:When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you."The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies

[Guest guest]

.....that's too funny.........Thanks for posting it.

And please ....no more` parking lot 'diving. That's too scarey.

After I had a dizzy spell one time and fell off the porch......my son coined the phrase `Porch Diving'

An Oldie, but worth repeating .. joke

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal criedpiteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be coveredup anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invitedall his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shoveland began to shovel dirt into the well.At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loadslater, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what hesaw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did somethingamazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer'sneighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shakeit off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as thedonkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.The Moral:Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick togetting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each ofour troubles a stepping-stone. We can get out of the deepest wells justby not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!-Remember the five simple rules to be happy:1. Free your heart from hatred.2. Free your mind from worries.3. Live simply.4. Give more.5. Expect less.andO.K., that's enough of that B.S. ...The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field andkicked the crap out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbor'sfarms and kicked the crap out of them too for helping.The REAL Moral:When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you."The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies

[Guest guest]

.....that's too funny.........Thanks for posting it.

And please ....no more` parking lot 'diving. That's too scarey.

After I had a dizzy spell one time and fell off the porch......my son coined the phrase `Porch Diving'

An Oldie, but worth repeating .. joke

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal criedpiteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be coveredup anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invitedall his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shoveland began to shovel dirt into the well.At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loadslater, the farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what hesaw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did somethingamazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer'sneighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shakeit off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as thedonkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.The Moral:Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick togetting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each ofour troubles a stepping-stone. We can get out of the deepest wells justby not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!-Remember the five simple rules to be happy:1. Free your heart from hatred.2. Free your mind from worries.3. Live simply.4. Give more.5. Expect less.andO.K., that's enough of that B.S. ...The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field andkicked the crap out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbor'sfarms and kicked the crap out of them too for helping.The REAL Moral:When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you."The LUPIES Store" Come check out our store...http://www.cafepress.com/thelupies"The LUPIES Web Page"http://www.itzarion.com/lupusgroup.html"The LUPIES online photo albums!" Check out what your fellow Lupies look like...http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?username=lupies