best singles add ever! (funny!)

[Guest guest]

This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared

in The Atlanta Journal:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm

a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the

woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,

cozy nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating

out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door

when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me

and I'm yours. Call and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society

about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.

Men are so easy