shiloh is being crass ;)

[Guest guest]

I got another one for ya.

Well unfortunately my husband is too well endowed and we hopeful

that this surgery will allow him to finally experience something

that is physically impossible!

Or tell them you are an amateur boxer!

Or better yet, tell them you were at a little league baseball

game..and one of the parents took you on.

Or there I was sitting in church..

Or a duck hit my face on the rollercoaster (holy fabio)

Or I served in the military

That would really shut them up.

Shiloh