RE: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story of a Boy and His Genitalia

[Guest guest]

,

I think that was a little more than we needed to know

Don

[Guest guest]

,

I think that was a little more than we needed to know

Don

[Guest guest]

Umm......I guess I'm happy for you that you've " discovered " things you

didn't think existed?? Now...do me a favor..when " needing things " , talk to

, stop being lonely!

Dawn

NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story of a

Boy and His Genitalia

Hehe...How do you like the title? Ok, this is kinda a graphic note so if

anyone is easily offended...Umm...Keep reading!

Ok, now with all this talk of this being an estrogen heavy list, here's

something that is strictly male weight loss related. Now, I've always been

deathly afraid of intimacy because of one thing...My penis size. Now while

people say " Size doesn't matter " ...If you're a guy, in your head, size DOES

matter. Being morbidly obese is hard on a guy in many ways, just like with

women...but we have this other aspect. At 600 pounds my penis was

pretty...Umm...Obscured because of the fat around it. You've heard those

jokes about a fat guy and his penis " If you can find it. " , etc. Now that's

partly accurate. While it may partially hidden by fat, I know *I* know

exactly where to find it every time! Hehe. One of my huge fears about

surgery was someone seeing me naked and it was for the sole reason of the

med techs, nurses, etc. seeing my genital area. It was very stressful. Now

always told me that I had a good size penis but it was just less

accessible. Now in my head that translates to " , you're hung like

vienna sausage but I love you so I just endure the mediocre sex. " Can you

tell I have some issues? *grin* 2 nights ago me and had been 'playing

around' and I noticed something was different. I said in a loud voice " Oh

my god, ! " She said " What?!?! " all worried...I replied " My penis is

huge now! I could be a porn star or something! I feel like I'm touching

another guy. " She just started laughing...I then went to sleep because I

was really tired. (Don't read too much into that 'Touching another guy'

comment...PLEASE) Hehe...The next morning when I woke up, had gone to

work and I was feeling 'lonely' and needed some personal attention. *blush*

So I took care of business and really noticed that damn, I don't DON'T have

a small penis. This whole time was telling the truth. Yay! I HAVE A

GOOD SIZED PENIS! My maleness had been validated. It was quite an exciting

thing. So last night when I got home from work and woke up when I came

to bed I talked to her a little...Telling her about how I was so happy I now

had a 'Monstrous penis', a 'gargantuan penis', etc. She started laughing at

me...Not just a chuckle but a huge laughter. She told me that I really have

issues with penis size and that I always exaggerate. Before I used to talk

about how I had a tiny, non-existant penis and really thought that...and now

I have a HUGE porn star penis in my mind...Anyways...She thought I should

tell the list these things...Maybe It'll help some of the guys out

there...and for the women...Umm...My penis is really big now. Honest!

*wink*

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,

Thank you for the information, . Thank you. Thank you!!! I can't

wait for my huge penis. My wife has always said the size of my penis

doesn't matter. Yeah right. I'll be chanting as I go into

surgery " I'm going to be huge, I'm going to be huge. " That ought to

confuse the medical staff.

> Umm......I guess I'm happy for you that you've " discovered "

things you

> didn't think existed?? Now...do me a favor..when " needing things " ,

talk to

> , stop being lonely!

>

> Dawn

>

[Guest guest]

,

Thank you for the information, . Thank you. Thank you!!! I can't

wait for my huge penis. My wife has always said the size of my penis

doesn't matter. Yeah right. I'll be chanting as I go into

surgery " I'm going to be huge, I'm going to be huge. " That ought to

confuse the medical staff.

> Umm......I guess I'm happy for you that you've " discovered "

things you

> didn't think existed?? Now...do me a favor..when " needing things " ,

talk to

> , stop being lonely!

>

> Dawn

>

[Guest guest]

,

Wow... ummm... I’m speechless. All I can say is congratulations. As

funny as it may sound to some, I can see that this is a really exciting

thing for you. That’s awesome! Also, you must be the bravest man alive

to have shared that with about a hundred women and men!

Have fun!

- AA

" S. " wrote:

> Hehe...How do you like the title? Ok, this is kinda a graphic note so

> if

> anyone is easily offended...Umm...Keep reading!

>

> Ok, now with all this talk of this being an estrogen heavy list,

> here's

> something that is strictly male weight loss related. Now, I've always

> been

> deathly afraid of intimacy because of one thing...My penis size. Now

> while

> people say " Size doesn't matter " ...If you're a guy, in your head, size

> DOES

> matter. Being morbidly obese is hard on a guy in many ways, just like

> with

> women...but we have this other aspect. At 600 pounds my penis was

> pretty...Umm...Obscured because of the fat around it. You've heard

> those

> jokes about a fat guy and his penis " If you can find it. " , etc. Now

> that's

> partly accurate. While it may partially hidden by fat, I know *I*

> know

> exactly where to find it every time! Hehe. One of my huge fears

> about

> surgery was someone seeing me naked and it was for the sole reason of

> the

> med techs, nurses, etc. seeing my genital area. It was very

> stressful. Now

> always told me that I had a good size penis but it was just less

> accessible. Now in my head that translates to " , you're hung like

>

> vienna sausage but I love you so I just endure the mediocre sex. " Can

> you

> tell I have some issues? *grin* 2 nights ago me and had been

> 'playing

> around' and I noticed something was different. I said in a loud voice

> " Oh

> my god, ! " She said " What?!?! " all worried...I replied " My penis

> is

> huge now! I could be a porn star or something! I feel like I'm

> touching

> another guy. " She just started laughing...I then went to sleep

> because I

> was really tired. (Don't read too much into that 'Touching another

> guy'

> comment...PLEASE) Hehe...The next morning when I woke up, had

> gone to

> work and I was feeling 'lonely' and needed some personal attention.

> *blush*

> So I took care of business and really noticed that damn, I don't DON'T

> have

> a small penis. This whole time was telling the truth. Yay! I

> HAVE A

> GOOD SIZED PENIS! My maleness had been validated. It was quite an

> exciting

> thing. So last night when I got home from work and woke up when

> I came

> to bed I talked to her a little...Telling her about how I was so happy

> I now

> had a 'Monstrous penis', a 'gargantuan penis', etc. She started

> laughing at

> me...Not just a chuckle but a huge laughter. She told me that I

> really have

> issues with penis size and that I always exaggerate. Before I used to

> talk

> about how I had a tiny, non-existant penis and really thought

> that...and now

> I have a HUGE porn star penis in my mind...Anyways...She thought I

> should

> tell the list these things...Maybe It'll help some of the guys out

> there...and for the women...Umm...My penis is really big now. Honest!

>

> *wink*

>

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>

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,

Wow... ummm... I’m speechless. All I can say is congratulations. As

funny as it may sound to some, I can see that this is a really exciting

thing for you. That’s awesome! Also, you must be the bravest man alive

to have shared that with about a hundred women and men!

Have fun!

- AA

" S. " wrote:

> Hehe...How do you like the title? Ok, this is kinda a graphic note so

> if

> anyone is easily offended...Umm...Keep reading!

>

> Ok, now with all this talk of this being an estrogen heavy list,

> here's

> something that is strictly male weight loss related. Now, I've always

> been

> deathly afraid of intimacy because of one thing...My penis size. Now

> while

> people say " Size doesn't matter " ...If you're a guy, in your head, size

> DOES

> matter. Being morbidly obese is hard on a guy in many ways, just like

> with

> women...but we have this other aspect. At 600 pounds my penis was

> pretty...Umm...Obscured because of the fat around it. You've heard

> those

> jokes about a fat guy and his penis " If you can find it. " , etc. Now

> that's

> partly accurate. While it may partially hidden by fat, I know *I*

> know

> exactly where to find it every time! Hehe. One of my huge fears

> about

> surgery was someone seeing me naked and it was for the sole reason of

> the

> med techs, nurses, etc. seeing my genital area. It was very

> stressful. Now

> always told me that I had a good size penis but it was just less

> accessible. Now in my head that translates to " , you're hung like

>

> vienna sausage but I love you so I just endure the mediocre sex. " Can

> you

> tell I have some issues? *grin* 2 nights ago me and had been

> 'playing

> around' and I noticed something was different. I said in a loud voice

> " Oh

> my god, ! " She said " What?!?! " all worried...I replied " My penis

> is

> huge now! I could be a porn star or something! I feel like I'm

> touching

> another guy. " She just started laughing...I then went to sleep

> because I

> was really tired. (Don't read too much into that 'Touching another

> guy'

> comment...PLEASE) Hehe...The next morning when I woke up, had

> gone to

> work and I was feeling 'lonely' and needed some personal attention.

> *blush*

> So I took care of business and really noticed that damn, I don't DON'T

> have

> a small penis. This whole time was telling the truth. Yay! I

> HAVE A

> GOOD SIZED PENIS! My maleness had been validated. It was quite an

> exciting

> thing. So last night when I got home from work and woke up when

> I came

> to bed I talked to her a little...Telling her about how I was so happy

> I now

> had a 'Monstrous penis', a 'gargantuan penis', etc. She started

> laughing at

> me...Not just a chuckle but a huge laughter. She told me that I

> really have

> issues with penis size and that I always exaggerate. Before I used to

> talk

> about how I had a tiny, non-existant penis and really thought

> that...and now

> I have a HUGE porn star penis in my mind...Anyways...She thought I

> should

> tell the list these things...Maybe It'll help some of the guys out

> there...and for the women...Umm...My penis is really big now. Honest!

>

> *wink*

>

> -- who is just waiting for Jeff's response to this

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>

>

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maybe we need a photo

hee hee

Congrats on the big willy lad!

Lyssa

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*~*WARNING: This message will most likely be filled with innuendo's, perversion,

and all the other stuff that you guys have come to expect from me.*~*

Oh boy. Ohhhhhhh oh boy. If there was EVER a can of worms opened up by

ANYONE... you have opened it!!! hehehe

But seriously...let me start by saying, ...no only are you now a porn

star...but you also must carry your other 2 anatomical sexual things in a

freaking wheelbarrow!!! You da' man for speaking it!

and I touched on this subject once before (NO...not LITERALLY!!!)...I think

it may have been when he visited me in the hospital or maybe on the phone. We

both agreed that this was one of the benefits of surgery that we were both

looking forward to...the great " unveiling " . Congrats, dude. I'm still awaiting

the amazing revelation that you've made...however, I have " met " mine recently,

eye to eye (so to speak), and that was a good thing.

What described is absolutely true. For every woman that claims that " size

doesn't matter " , I'll introduce you to 10 that say it does. Where does that

leave a 450 or 600 pound guy? Sitting in the " ashamed " line. , also,

says that it's fine...but it does make you wonder whether they'd tell you the

truth about it...especially knowing that the guy is so self-conscious about it.

...thanx for sharing...I think! As far as you exaggerating, first about the

small size, and now about the tree trunk...it sounds like you have created a

monster! Oh...wait...would that be an innuendo??? We all have issues about

that. I'm glad you're " coming to grips " with yours........issues, that is. ;-)

OK...this has been fun.

Jeff

~Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point~

NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story of a Boy

and His Genitalia

Hehe...How do you like the title? Ok, this is kinda a graphic note so if

anyone is easily offended...Umm...Keep reading!

Ok, now with all this talk of this being an estrogen heavy list, here's

something that is strictly male weight loss related. Now, I've always been

deathly afraid of intimacy because of one thing...My penis size. Now while

people say " Size doesn't matter " ...If you're a guy, in your head, size DOES

matter. Being morbidly obese is hard on a guy in many ways, just like with

women...but we have this other aspect. At 600 pounds my penis was

pretty...Umm...Obscured because of the fat around it. You've heard those

jokes about a fat guy and his penis " If you can find it. " , etc. Now that's

partly accurate. While it may partially hidden by fat, I know *I* know

exactly where to find it every time! Hehe. One of my huge fears about

surgery was someone seeing me naked and it was for the sole reason of the

med techs, nurses, etc. seeing my genital area. It was very stressful. Now

always told me that I had a good size penis but it was just less

accessible. Now in my head that translates to " , you're hung like

vienna sausage but I love you so I just endure the mediocre sex. " Can you

tell I have some issues? *grin* 2 nights ago me and had been 'playing

around' and I noticed something was different. I said in a loud voice " Oh

my god, ! " She said " What?!?! " all worried...I replied " My penis is

huge now! I could be a porn star or something! I feel like I'm touching

another guy. " She just started laughing...I then went to sleep because I

was really tired. (Don't read too much into that 'Touching another guy'

comment...PLEASE) Hehe...The next morning when I woke up, had gone to

work and I was feeling 'lonely' and needed some personal attention. *blush*

So I took care of business and really noticed that damn, I don't DON'T have

a small penis. This whole time was telling the truth. Yay! I HAVE A

GOOD SIZED PENIS! My maleness had been validated. It was quite an exciting

thing. So last night when I got home from work and woke up when I came

to bed I talked to her a little...Telling her about how I was so happy I now

had a 'Monstrous penis', a 'gargantuan penis', etc. She started laughing at

me...Not just a chuckle but a huge laughter. She told me that I really have

issues with penis size and that I always exaggerate. Before I used to talk

about how I had a tiny, non-existant penis and really thought that...and now

I have a HUGE porn star penis in my mind...Anyways...She thought I should

tell the list these things...Maybe It'll help some of the guys out

there...and for the women...Umm...My penis is really big now. Honest!

*wink*

-- who is just waiting for Jeff's response to this

---

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*~*WARNING: This message will most likely be filled with innuendo's, perversion,

and all the other stuff that you guys have come to expect from me.*~*

Oh boy. Ohhhhhhh oh boy. If there was EVER a can of worms opened up by

ANYONE... you have opened it!!! hehehe

But seriously...let me start by saying, ...no only are you now a porn

star...but you also must carry your other 2 anatomical sexual things in a

freaking wheelbarrow!!! You da' man for speaking it!

and I touched on this subject once before (NO...not LITERALLY!!!)...I think

it may have been when he visited me in the hospital or maybe on the phone. We

both agreed that this was one of the benefits of surgery that we were both

looking forward to...the great " unveiling " . Congrats, dude. I'm still awaiting

the amazing revelation that you've made...however, I have " met " mine recently,

eye to eye (so to speak), and that was a good thing.

What described is absolutely true. For every woman that claims that " size

doesn't matter " , I'll introduce you to 10 that say it does. Where does that

leave a 450 or 600 pound guy? Sitting in the " ashamed " line. , also,

says that it's fine...but it does make you wonder whether they'd tell you the

truth about it...especially knowing that the guy is so self-conscious about it.

...thanx for sharing...I think! As far as you exaggerating, first about the

small size, and now about the tree trunk...it sounds like you have created a

monster! Oh...wait...would that be an innuendo??? We all have issues about

that. I'm glad you're " coming to grips " with yours........issues, that is. ;-)

OK...this has been fun.

Jeff

~Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point~

NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story of a Boy

and His Genitalia

Hehe...How do you like the title? Ok, this is kinda a graphic note so if

anyone is easily offended...Umm...Keep reading!

Ok, now with all this talk of this being an estrogen heavy list, here's

something that is strictly male weight loss related. Now, I've always been

deathly afraid of intimacy because of one thing...My penis size. Now while

people say " Size doesn't matter " ...If you're a guy, in your head, size DOES

matter. Being morbidly obese is hard on a guy in many ways, just like with

women...but we have this other aspect. At 600 pounds my penis was

pretty...Umm...Obscured because of the fat around it. You've heard those

jokes about a fat guy and his penis " If you can find it. " , etc. Now that's

partly accurate. While it may partially hidden by fat, I know *I* know

exactly where to find it every time! Hehe. One of my huge fears about

surgery was someone seeing me naked and it was for the sole reason of the

med techs, nurses, etc. seeing my genital area. It was very stressful. Now

always told me that I had a good size penis but it was just less

accessible. Now in my head that translates to " , you're hung like

vienna sausage but I love you so I just endure the mediocre sex. " Can you

tell I have some issues? *grin* 2 nights ago me and had been 'playing

around' and I noticed something was different. I said in a loud voice " Oh

my god, ! " She said " What?!?! " all worried...I replied " My penis is

huge now! I could be a porn star or something! I feel like I'm touching

another guy. " She just started laughing...I then went to sleep because I

was really tired. (Don't read too much into that 'Touching another guy'

comment...PLEASE) Hehe...The next morning when I woke up, had gone to

work and I was feeling 'lonely' and needed some personal attention. *blush*

So I took care of business and really noticed that damn, I don't DON'T have

a small penis. This whole time was telling the truth. Yay! I HAVE A

GOOD SIZED PENIS! My maleness had been validated. It was quite an exciting

thing. So last night when I got home from work and woke up when I came

to bed I talked to her a little...Telling her about how I was so happy I now

had a 'Monstrous penis', a 'gargantuan penis', etc. She started laughing at

me...Not just a chuckle but a huge laughter. She told me that I really have

issues with penis size and that I always exaggerate. Before I used to talk

about how I had a tiny, non-existant penis and really thought that...and now

I have a HUGE porn star penis in my mind...Anyways...She thought I should

tell the list these things...Maybe It'll help some of the guys out

there...and for the women...Umm...My penis is really big now. Honest!

*wink*

-- who is just waiting for Jeff's response to this

---

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*~*WARNING: This message will most likely be filled with innuendo's, perversion,

and all the other stuff that you guys have come to expect from me.*~*

Oh boy. Ohhhhhhh oh boy. If there was EVER a can of worms opened up by

ANYONE... you have opened it!!! hehehe

But seriously...let me start by saying, ...no only are you now a porn

star...but you also must carry your other 2 anatomical sexual things in a

freaking wheelbarrow!!! You da' man for speaking it!

and I touched on this subject once before (NO...not LITERALLY!!!)...I think

it may have been when he visited me in the hospital or maybe on the phone. We

both agreed that this was one of the benefits of surgery that we were both

looking forward to...the great " unveiling " . Congrats, dude. I'm still awaiting

the amazing revelation that you've made...however, I have " met " mine recently,

eye to eye (so to speak), and that was a good thing.

What described is absolutely true. For every woman that claims that " size

doesn't matter " , I'll introduce you to 10 that say it does. Where does that

leave a 450 or 600 pound guy? Sitting in the " ashamed " line. , also,

says that it's fine...but it does make you wonder whether they'd tell you the

truth about it...especially knowing that the guy is so self-conscious about it.

...thanx for sharing...I think! As far as you exaggerating, first about the

small size, and now about the tree trunk...it sounds like you have created a

monster! Oh...wait...would that be an innuendo??? We all have issues about

that. I'm glad you're " coming to grips " with yours........issues, that is. ;-)

OK...this has been fun.

Jeff

~Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point~

NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story of a Boy

and His Genitalia

Hehe...How do you like the title? Ok, this is kinda a graphic note so if

anyone is easily offended...Umm...Keep reading!

Ok, now with all this talk of this being an estrogen heavy list, here's

something that is strictly male weight loss related. Now, I've always been

deathly afraid of intimacy because of one thing...My penis size. Now while

people say " Size doesn't matter " ...If you're a guy, in your head, size DOES

matter. Being morbidly obese is hard on a guy in many ways, just like with

women...but we have this other aspect. At 600 pounds my penis was

pretty...Umm...Obscured because of the fat around it. You've heard those

jokes about a fat guy and his penis " If you can find it. " , etc. Now that's

partly accurate. While it may partially hidden by fat, I know *I* know

exactly where to find it every time! Hehe. One of my huge fears about

surgery was someone seeing me naked and it was for the sole reason of the

med techs, nurses, etc. seeing my genital area. It was very stressful. Now

always told me that I had a good size penis but it was just less

accessible. Now in my head that translates to " , you're hung like

vienna sausage but I love you so I just endure the mediocre sex. " Can you

tell I have some issues? *grin* 2 nights ago me and had been 'playing

around' and I noticed something was different. I said in a loud voice " Oh

my god, ! " She said " What?!?! " all worried...I replied " My penis is

huge now! I could be a porn star or something! I feel like I'm touching

another guy. " She just started laughing...I then went to sleep because I

was really tired. (Don't read too much into that 'Touching another guy'

comment...PLEASE) Hehe...The next morning when I woke up, had gone to

work and I was feeling 'lonely' and needed some personal attention. *blush*

So I took care of business and really noticed that damn, I don't DON'T have

a small penis. This whole time was telling the truth. Yay! I HAVE A

GOOD SIZED PENIS! My maleness had been validated. It was quite an exciting

thing. So last night when I got home from work and woke up when I came

to bed I talked to her a little...Telling her about how I was so happy I now

had a 'Monstrous penis', a 'gargantuan penis', etc. She started laughing at

me...Not just a chuckle but a huge laughter. She told me that I really have

issues with penis size and that I always exaggerate. Before I used to talk

about how I had a tiny, non-existant penis and really thought that...and now

I have a HUGE porn star penis in my mind...Anyways...She thought I should

tell the list these things...Maybe It'll help some of the guys out

there...and for the women...Umm...My penis is really big now. Honest!

*wink*

-- who is just waiting for Jeff's response to this

---

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I must speak!!!

Ok men...I know how much you guys all love your " tree trunks " , and we woman

greatly appreciate every little branch too, but seriously, size doesn't

matter!

To all the men (ok..what are there about 4-5 of ya?), if you saw a woman

with small breasts, great personality, attractive, nice etc., or a woman

with HUMONGOUS one's, that would spit in your face with attitude, what would

you want? I'm talking HONESTY here guys?

Yes, I'm sure your eyes would wander almost immediately to " them " , but once

you got to know a person, would that really matter?

I truly and honestly believe that one's appearance does NOT make a

difference in deciding which is best for a person. I say this from my

heart.

I know I can be a wise ass often, but I'm being completely, totally serious!

Men??? Woman??? ANYONE?

Please speak, or forever hold your " piece " ??

Dawn

Re: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story

of a Boy and His Genitalia

*~*WARNING: This message will most likely be filled with innuendo's,

perversion, and all the other stuff that you guys have come to expect from

me.*~*

Oh boy. Ohhhhhhh oh boy. If there was EVER a can of worms opened up by

ANYONE... you have opened it!!! hehehe

But seriously...let me start by saying, ...no only are you now a porn

star...but you also must carry your other 2 anatomical sexual things in a

freaking wheelbarrow!!! You da' man for speaking it!

and I touched on this subject once before (NO...not LITERALLY!!!)...I

think it may have been when he visited me in the hospital or maybe on the

phone. We both agreed that this was one of the benefits of surgery that we

were both looking forward to...the great " unveiling " . Congrats, dude. I'm

still awaiting the amazing revelation that you've made...however, I have

" met " mine recently, eye to eye (so to speak), and that was a good thing.

What described is absolutely true. For every woman that claims that

" size doesn't matter " , I'll introduce you to 10 that say it does. Where

does that leave a 450 or 600 pound guy? Sitting in the " ashamed " line.

, also, says that it's fine...but it does make you wonder whether

they'd tell you the truth about it...especially knowing that the guy is so

self-conscious about it.

...thanx for sharing...I think! As far as you exaggerating, first about

the small size, and now about the tree trunk...it sounds like you have

created a monster! Oh...wait...would that be an innuendo??? We all have

issues about that. I'm glad you're " coming to grips " with

yours........issues, that is. ;-)

OK...this has been fun.

Jeff

~Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point~

NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story of a

Boy and His Genitalia

Hehe...How do you like the title? Ok, this is kinda a graphic note so if

anyone is easily offended...Umm...Keep reading!

Ok, now with all this talk of this being an estrogen heavy list, here's

something that is strictly male weight loss related. Now, I've always

been

deathly afraid of intimacy because of one thing...My penis size. Now

while

people say " Size doesn't matter " ...If you're a guy, in your head, size

DOES

matter. Being morbidly obese is hard on a guy in many ways, just like

with

women...but we have this other aspect. At 600 pounds my penis was

pretty...Umm...Obscured because of the fat around it. You've heard those

jokes about a fat guy and his penis " If you can find it. " , etc. Now

that's

partly accurate. While it may partially hidden by fat, I know *I* know

exactly where to find it every time! Hehe. One of my huge fears about

surgery was someone seeing me naked and it was for the sole reason of the

med techs, nurses, etc. seeing my genital area. It was very stressful.

Now

always told me that I had a good size penis but it was just less

accessible. Now in my head that translates to " , you're hung like

vienna sausage but I love you so I just endure the mediocre sex. " Can you

tell I have some issues? *grin* 2 nights ago me and had been

'playing

around' and I noticed something was different. I said in a loud voice " Oh

my god, ! " She said " What?!?! " all worried...I replied " My penis is

huge now! I could be a porn star or something! I feel like I'm touching

another guy. " She just started laughing...I then went to sleep because I

was really tired. (Don't read too much into that 'Touching another guy'

comment...PLEASE) Hehe...The next morning when I woke up, had gone to

work and I was feeling 'lonely' and needed some personal attention.

*blush*

So I took care of business and really noticed that damn, I don't DON'T

have

a small penis. This whole time was telling the truth. Yay! I HAVE A

GOOD SIZED PENIS! My maleness had been validated. It was quite an

exciting

thing. So last night when I got home from work and woke up when I

came

to bed I talked to her a little...Telling her about how I was so happy I

now

had a 'Monstrous penis', a 'gargantuan penis', etc. She started laughing

at

me...Not just a chuckle but a huge laughter. She told me that I really

have

issues with penis size and that I always exaggerate. Before I used to

talk

about how I had a tiny, non-existant penis and really thought that...and

now

I have a HUGE porn star penis in my mind...Anyways...She thought I should

tell the list these things...Maybe It'll help some of the guys out

there...and for the women...Umm...My penis is really big now. Honest!

*wink*

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[Guest guest]

I must speak!!!

Ok men...I know how much you guys all love your " tree trunks " , and we woman

greatly appreciate every little branch too, but seriously, size doesn't

matter!

To all the men (ok..what are there about 4-5 of ya?), if you saw a woman

with small breasts, great personality, attractive, nice etc., or a woman

with HUMONGOUS one's, that would spit in your face with attitude, what would

you want? I'm talking HONESTY here guys?

Yes, I'm sure your eyes would wander almost immediately to " them " , but once

you got to know a person, would that really matter?

I truly and honestly believe that one's appearance does NOT make a

difference in deciding which is best for a person. I say this from my

heart.

I know I can be a wise ass often, but I'm being completely, totally serious!

Men??? Woman??? ANYONE?

Please speak, or forever hold your " piece " ??

Dawn

Re: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story

of a Boy and His Genitalia

*~*WARNING: This message will most likely be filled with innuendo's,

perversion, and all the other stuff that you guys have come to expect from

me.*~*

Oh boy. Ohhhhhhh oh boy. If there was EVER a can of worms opened up by

ANYONE... you have opened it!!! hehehe

But seriously...let me start by saying, ...no only are you now a porn

star...but you also must carry your other 2 anatomical sexual things in a

freaking wheelbarrow!!! You da' man for speaking it!

and I touched on this subject once before (NO...not LITERALLY!!!)...I

think it may have been when he visited me in the hospital or maybe on the

phone. We both agreed that this was one of the benefits of surgery that we

were both looking forward to...the great " unveiling " . Congrats, dude. I'm

still awaiting the amazing revelation that you've made...however, I have

" met " mine recently, eye to eye (so to speak), and that was a good thing.

What described is absolutely true. For every woman that claims that

" size doesn't matter " , I'll introduce you to 10 that say it does. Where

does that leave a 450 or 600 pound guy? Sitting in the " ashamed " line.

, also, says that it's fine...but it does make you wonder whether

they'd tell you the truth about it...especially knowing that the guy is so

self-conscious about it.

...thanx for sharing...I think! As far as you exaggerating, first about

the small size, and now about the tree trunk...it sounds like you have

created a monster! Oh...wait...would that be an innuendo??? We all have

issues about that. I'm glad you're " coming to grips " with

yours........issues, that is. ;-)

OK...this has been fun.

Jeff

~Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point~

NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story of a

Boy and His Genitalia

Hehe...How do you like the title? Ok, this is kinda a graphic note so if

anyone is easily offended...Umm...Keep reading!

Ok, now with all this talk of this being an estrogen heavy list, here's

something that is strictly male weight loss related. Now, I've always

been

deathly afraid of intimacy because of one thing...My penis size. Now

while

people say " Size doesn't matter " ...If you're a guy, in your head, size

DOES

matter. Being morbidly obese is hard on a guy in many ways, just like

with

women...but we have this other aspect. At 600 pounds my penis was

pretty...Umm...Obscured because of the fat around it. You've heard those

jokes about a fat guy and his penis " If you can find it. " , etc. Now

that's

partly accurate. While it may partially hidden by fat, I know *I* know

exactly where to find it every time! Hehe. One of my huge fears about

surgery was someone seeing me naked and it was for the sole reason of the

med techs, nurses, etc. seeing my genital area. It was very stressful.

Now

always told me that I had a good size penis but it was just less

accessible. Now in my head that translates to " , you're hung like

vienna sausage but I love you so I just endure the mediocre sex. " Can you

tell I have some issues? *grin* 2 nights ago me and had been

'playing

around' and I noticed something was different. I said in a loud voice " Oh

my god, ! " She said " What?!?! " all worried...I replied " My penis is

huge now! I could be a porn star or something! I feel like I'm touching

another guy. " She just started laughing...I then went to sleep because I

was really tired. (Don't read too much into that 'Touching another guy'

comment...PLEASE) Hehe...The next morning when I woke up, had gone to

work and I was feeling 'lonely' and needed some personal attention.

*blush*

So I took care of business and really noticed that damn, I don't DON'T

have

a small penis. This whole time was telling the truth. Yay! I HAVE A

GOOD SIZED PENIS! My maleness had been validated. It was quite an

exciting

thing. So last night when I got home from work and woke up when I

came

to bed I talked to her a little...Telling her about how I was so happy I

now

had a 'Monstrous penis', a 'gargantuan penis', etc. She started laughing

at

me...Not just a chuckle but a huge laughter. She told me that I really

have

issues with penis size and that I always exaggerate. Before I used to

talk

about how I had a tiny, non-existant penis and really thought that...and

now

I have a HUGE porn star penis in my mind...Anyways...She thought I should

tell the list these things...Maybe It'll help some of the guys out

there...and for the women...Umm...My penis is really big now. Honest!

*wink*

-- who is just waiting for Jeff's response to this

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[Guest guest]

I must speak about this but for a different reason. Maybe I'm just an old fart

but I was put off a little by this posting. I'm glad that is enjoying his

new toy but did we have to know every detail? We discus everything on this sight

and that's a good thing. But, some things are better left unsaid or maybe worded

differently. Maybe I'm from the old school but I just feel there is a time and

place for everything. I don't think that I'm a prude and I like to flirt and

such with the best of them, but there are certain things I just don't need to

know. It's just my two cents, for what it's worth and if you don't agree with me

then that's fine. I just wanted to say my piece.

Thanks

Don

[Guest guest]

I guess I am the minority on this subject but it's still my opinion. By the way,

why is it that when somebody says they were put off by something, the party who

put it out there always says " Well, you shouldn't read it. " Why do I have to

even deal with it to begin with? Like I said, there is a time and place. I

really don't want to get into a shouting match with and . I am happy

for them and I won't say anymore about it.

Don

[Guest guest]

I guess I am the minority on this subject but it's still my opinion. By the way,

why is it that when somebody says they were put off by something, the party who

put it out there always says " Well, you shouldn't read it. " Why do I have to

even deal with it to begin with? Like I said, there is a time and place. I

really don't want to get into a shouting match with and . I am happy

for them and I won't say anymore about it.

Don

[Guest guest]

I was just expressing my opinion , something of which Istill have a right to

do. I'll say no more on the subject. Thanks

Don

[Guest guest]

I was just expressing my opinion , something of which Istill have a right to

do. I'll say no more on the subject. Thanks

Don

[Guest guest]

I was just expressing my opinion , something of which Istill have a right to

do. I'll say no more on the subject. Thanks

Don

[Guest guest]

Well, take into consideration 2 things. First, you were the only one who

complained. Second, you saw the subject line, and knowing for being

who he is, read the whole thing anyway. I mean, really...were you THAT

surprised at the content after reading the subject line " NOT OT - My Penis -

The 'Touching' Story of a Boy and His Genitalia " ? My advice to you...if you

don't like to hear about very natural and wonderful things like penises and

masturbation, avoid reading things about those subjects?

-- S

RE: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story

of a Boy and His Genitalia

I must speak about this but for a different reason. Maybe I'm just an old

fart but I was put off a little by this posting. I'm glad that is

enjoying his new toy but did we have to know every detail? We discus

everything on this sight and that's a good thing. But, some things are

better left unsaid or maybe worded differently. Maybe I'm from the old

school but I just feel there is a time and place for everything. I don't

think that I'm a prude and I like to flirt and such with the best of them,

but there are certain things I just don't need to know. It's just my two

cents, for what it's worth and if you don't agree with me then that's fine.

I just wanted to say my piece.

Thanks

Don

[Guest guest]

I keep telling people that 's surgery was a " penis enlargement "

surgery...they think I'm kidding

-- S

Re: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story

of a Boy and His Genitalia

,

Thank you for the information, . Thank you. Thank you!!! I can't

wait for my huge penis. My wife has always said the size of my penis

doesn't matter. Yeah right. I'll be chanting as I go into

surgery " I'm going to be huge, I'm going to be huge. " That ought to

confuse the medical staff.

> Umm......I guess I'm happy for you that you've " discovered "

things you

> didn't think existed?? Now...do me a favor..when " needing things " ,

talk to

> , stop being lonely!

>

> Dawn

>

[Guest guest]

I keep telling people that 's surgery was a " penis enlargement "

surgery...they think I'm kidding

-- S

Re: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story

of a Boy and His Genitalia

,

Thank you for the information, . Thank you. Thank you!!! I can't

wait for my huge penis. My wife has always said the size of my penis

doesn't matter. Yeah right. I'll be chanting as I go into

surgery " I'm going to be huge, I'm going to be huge. " That ought to

confuse the medical staff.

> Umm......I guess I'm happy for you that you've " discovered "

things you

> didn't think existed?? Now...do me a favor..when " needing things " ,

talk to

> , stop being lonely!

>

> Dawn

>

[Guest guest]

I keep telling people that 's surgery was a " penis enlargement "

surgery...they think I'm kidding

-- S

Re: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story

of a Boy and His Genitalia

,

Thank you for the information, . Thank you. Thank you!!! I can't

wait for my huge penis. My wife has always said the size of my penis

doesn't matter. Yeah right. I'll be chanting as I go into

surgery " I'm going to be huge, I'm going to be huge. " That ought to

confuse the medical staff.

> Umm......I guess I'm happy for you that you've " discovered "

things you

> didn't think existed?? Now...do me a favor..when " needing things " ,

talk to

> , stop being lonely!

>

> Dawn

>

[Guest guest]

" By the way, why is it that when somebody says they were put off by

something, the party who put it out there always says " Well, you shouldn't

read it. " "

I have a good answer to that question, and I can answer it without

shouting. It's about personal responsibility. If given the opportunity to

make a personal decision regarding what you wish to expose yourself to,

nobody else should be held resposible for your decision. If had put in

the subject line, " help, I have a weird pain in my left side " then wrote

what he wrote, you would have a valid point. But, wrote a subject line

that was very representative of the content, then put a first line in his

post stating that the post was very explicit. If you CHOSE to read it, you

have to admit, you were given ample warning. That is like going to a porn

site, reading the " Sexually explicit content, 18 and over only " warning,

then going in and being shocked that you saw naked people in suggestive

poses.

" Why do I have to even deal with it to begin with? "

Because you belong to a mailing list with lots of different people with

different levels of sensitivity, and nobody here has any responsibility to

make sure that nothing you might be offended by is ever said. Like I said,

if the subject line is clearly indicative of the content of the message,

most mature people have the sense to decide for themselves if they wish to

read it. Perhaps you should consider hiring your own censor who can

pre-read all your emails and delete the ones you would find offensive so you

won't be forced into the internal struggle of deciding if you should read

them or not.

-- S.

RE: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story

of a Boy and His Genitalia

I guess I am the minority on this subject but it's still my opinion. By the

way, why is it that when somebody says they were put off by something, the

party who put it out there always says " Well, you shouldn't read it. " Why do

I have to even deal with it to begin with? Like I said, there is a time and

place. I really don't want to get into a shouting match with and .

I am happy for them and I won't say anymore about it.

Don

[Guest guest]

" By the way, why is it that when somebody says they were put off by

something, the party who put it out there always says " Well, you shouldn't

read it. " "

I have a good answer to that question, and I can answer it without

shouting. It's about personal responsibility. If given the opportunity to

make a personal decision regarding what you wish to expose yourself to,

nobody else should be held resposible for your decision. If had put in

the subject line, " help, I have a weird pain in my left side " then wrote

what he wrote, you would have a valid point. But, wrote a subject line

that was very representative of the content, then put a first line in his

post stating that the post was very explicit. If you CHOSE to read it, you

have to admit, you were given ample warning. That is like going to a porn

site, reading the " Sexually explicit content, 18 and over only " warning,

then going in and being shocked that you saw naked people in suggestive

poses.

" Why do I have to even deal with it to begin with? "

Because you belong to a mailing list with lots of different people with

different levels of sensitivity, and nobody here has any responsibility to

make sure that nothing you might be offended by is ever said. Like I said,

if the subject line is clearly indicative of the content of the message,

most mature people have the sense to decide for themselves if they wish to

read it. Perhaps you should consider hiring your own censor who can

pre-read all your emails and delete the ones you would find offensive so you

won't be forced into the internal struggle of deciding if you should read

them or not.

-- S.

RE: NOT OT - My Penis - The 'Touching' Story

of a Boy and His Genitalia

I guess I am the minority on this subject but it's still my opinion. By the

way, why is it that when somebody says they were put off by something, the

party who put it out there always says " Well, you shouldn't read it. " Why do

I have to even deal with it to begin with? Like I said, there is a time and

place. I really don't want to get into a shouting match with and .

I am happy for them and I won't say anymore about it.

Don