Guest guest Posted January 9, 2008 Report Posted January 9, 2008 A Catholic Priest went into a petshop and told the propriator that he wished to buy a good reverant catholic dog. The man pointed at a dog and assured the priest that that was a catholic dog so the priest bought it. About a block from the petshop, the dog raised his leg and wet on a tree. Another few feet.. wet again. Then a fence. Anything and everything it could find. So, the priest returned the dog and said " I need to tell you that this dog is not catholic, it is episcopalian". Looking for last minute shopping deals? Find them fast with Search. Quote
Guest guest Posted March 25, 2009 Report Posted March 25, 2009 hahahahahahaha!! I just got in from a 3 hour trip and checked my email and this was waiting for me. LOL!! I'll have to add this to my collection of bad jokes! Thanks! Ricky > > Three fetuses were talking inside the womb. The first one said " I wish I were an electrician, we need some lights in here " . The second said " I wish I were a plumber, someone needs to stop the water leaks in here " . The third one said " I wish I were a hunter " . The others asked; " Why in the world would you want to be a hunter? " . He replied 'Someone needs to shoot that weasel that keeps popping his head in and out of here " . > > > > > > Randy, > > Quote
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