Re: Wanted to share a Guffaw on this chilly Sunday afternoon

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Wanted to share a Guffaw on this chilly Sunday afternoon

I'm cleaning out old messages.. I've topped the 30,000 mark and it's time to thin... anyway... came across this, sent to my by in November of 2003. I nearly fell off my chair laughing... now I know why I've never erased it...

With the knowledge that laughter is the best medicine... I cordially invite you to laugh at us.... for unless we find the humor in our lives, well go nuts....

Topper ()

PS for those that are new...

I-131 is Radioactive iodine, RAI

the flushing twice.. refers to decontamination during post RAI quarantine.

LID - is low iodine diet, in prep for RAI

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