Dorky Farlketush........lol

[Guest guest]

Just thought everyone could use a good laugh today

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This is a riot!*

*MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE .....DON'T LAUGH

UNTIL U FIND OUT

WHAT

YOUR NEW NAME IS ...

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes

a minute. Send

it on

to everyone you know including the

Person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a

stressful day or

Week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

And, if we are

honest,

We have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in* *the

subject box and forward

it

to

Friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to

forward it back to

the

Person who sent! It to you, so they know you

participated. And don't

go

All adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide

as Dorky

Gizzardsniffer.

The following is excerpted from a children's book,

Captain Underpants

And

The Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave

Pilkey, in which the

evil

Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to

determine your new first

name:

A = snickle

B = doombah

C = goober

D = cheesey

E = crusty

F = greasy

G = dumbo

H = farcus

I = dorky

J = doofus

K = funky!

L = boobie

M = sleezy

N = sloopy

O = fluffy

P = stinky

Q = slimy

R = dorfus

S = snooty

T = tootsie

U = dipsy

V = sneezy

W = liver

X = skippy

Y = dinky

Z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to

determine the first half

of

your new last name:

A = dippin

B = feather

C = batty

D = burger

E = chicken

F = barffy

G = lizard

H = waffle

I = farkle

J = monkey

K = flippin

L = fricken

M = bubble

N = rhino

O = potty

P = hamster

Q = buckle

R = gizzard

S = lickin

T = snickle

U = chuckle

V = pickle

W = Hubble

X = dingle

Y = gorilla

Z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine

the second half

of

Your new last name:

A = butt

B = boob

C = face

D = nose

E = hump

F = breath

G = pants

H = shorts

I = lips

J = honker

K = head

L = tush

M = chunks

N = dunkin

O = brains

P = biscuit! S

Q = toes

R = doodle

S = fanny

T = sniffer

U = sprinkles

V = frack

W = squirt

X = humperdinck

Y = hiney

Z = juice

*

*Thus, for example, W. Bush's new name is:

Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the

subject. And

remember

That children laugh an average of 146 times a day;

adults laugh an

average

Of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day. *

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