Re: something to make ya laugh

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n a message dated 9/23/00 4:46:04 PM Pacific Daylight Time, writes: My 11

year old daughter who is a joy spent 30 minutes typing me this to cheer me

...after having a bad week ,( two beloved pets died and my walking is seemed

worst..)and she said it would be a good joke to share with my shy-dager

friends . She is sweet.here it is B.

<< A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Mc's. He

noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. He watched

the gentleman carefully divide the hamburger in half, then count out the

fries, one for him, one for her, until they each had half. The old man poured

half of the soft drink in to the extra cup and set it in front of his wife.

The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching. The young man

decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so

they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, " Oh, no. We've been

married fifty years, and every thing has always been and always will be

shared fifty/fifty. " The young man then asked the wife if she was going to

eat, and she replied, " Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth. " >>