OT: A little 2009 Humor Fw: 2009 Contract

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Subject: Fwd: 2009 Contract

2009 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration . . .

Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!

It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2009

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to

your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes

smell of success like smoking tires. May happiness slap you across the face

and may your tears be that of joy. In simple words . . . May 2009 be the best

year of your life!!!

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And so say all of us!

Best wishes UK

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Subject: [ ] OT: A little 2009 Humor Fw: 2009 Contract

Date: Wednesday, 31 December, 2008, 7:31 PM

Subject: Fwd: 2009 Contract

2009 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration . . .

Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!

It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!

My Wish for You in 2009

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to

your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips! May your clothes

smell of success like smoking tires. May happiness slap you across the face

and may your tears be that of joy. In simple words . . . May 2009 be the best

year of your life!!!

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thats the best wishes I heard..I go for that.

dian in ohio

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These wishes are cute and funny. Thanks for sharing them.

Debbie L

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Thanks Doreen!!!

" Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some

kind of battle. " Happy 2009

In a message dated 1/2/2009 7:49:19 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,

mimi212@... writes:

Thanks, Heidi - I'll sign that contract! And the wishes are sent right

back to you......Doreen

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> 2009 Contract

> After serious & cautious consideration . . .

>

> Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year

> 2009!

>

> It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!

>

> My Wish for You in 2009

>

> May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your

> debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.

> May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault

> your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.

> May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that

> of joy. In simple words . . . May 2009 be the best year of your

> life!!!

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**************New year...new news. Be the first to know what is making

headlines. (http://www.aol.com/?ncid=emlcntaolcom00000026)

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Thanks, Heidi - I'll sign that contract! And the wishes are sent right

back to you......Doreen

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> 2009 Contract

> After serious & cautious consideration . . .

>

> Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year

> 2009!

>

> It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it up!!!

>

> My Wish for You in 2009

>

> May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your

> debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills.

> May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault

> your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.

> May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that

> of joy. In simple words . . . May 2009 be the best year of your

> life!!!

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Heidi Doreen and group;

What about me I want to sign the contract too. That is so cute. I

will be both of your friends.

gentle hugs

Clora

hee hee

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> Thanks, Heidi - I'll sign that contract! And the wishes are sent

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> > 2009 Contract

> > After serious & cautious consideration . . .

> >

> > Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year

> > 2009!

> >

> > It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it

up!!!

> >

> > My Wish for You in 2009

> >

> > May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal

your

> > debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100

bills.

> > May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter

assault

> > your lips! May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires.

> > May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that

> > of joy. In simple words . . . May 2009 be the best year of your

> > life!!!

> >

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