Sigh-anara

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Dear 12-step-free members

Following the responses to my riddle I can see I'm in the wrong place -- Ironectomy Anonymous.

I don't want to be in an eGroup that makes me feel like I've sucked a lemon. And if I want to get lectured and patronised by people who have traded Powerlessness for Humourlessness, I'll join a Maoist Student Union.

I wish you luck with your group and your lives, and I mean that sincerely, but this ethos isn't where I belong, and I have no doubt most of you concur.

So let's call it a day shall we?

As we colonials say in Australia, " see ya round like a rissole " . Best of luck.

You're welcome to join DragonAddicts eGroup (mentioned in my signature below), but a feel for irony would make things more comfortable for you as the most important person -- the newcomer.

Q: How many people does it take to get an addict clean?

A: Seven. Three to hold him down and four to spit on him.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

(Sound of IRONY whizzing overhead ...) Ohmigod it's sexist too!!! And maybe the addict is parentally challenged! Call the Thought Police!!!

I've had a lovely time, but this wasn't it.

Abundance and gratitude,

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