Re: United Health Care -Reply

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Paam,

I love all your posts, but this one is the best yet. Luckily it is

Saturday afternoon and I'm in my office by myself! I almost(okay, I did,

stress incontinance problem)wet myself laughing so hard over your wonderful

abbreviations!!!!! Thanks for the daily laughs and support you give to all

of us!

Tina

At 11:37 PM 5/7/99 -0400, you wrote:

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>Okay everybody. Let's put our creative minds together and trash

>insurance companies some more: They have PPO's, HMO's etc...how 'bout

>if we come up with a few abbreviations of our own like da did:

>

>Gave Wrong Damn Fax Number On Purpose = GWDFNOP

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>CAS = Customers Are Stupid =

>NPR = No Patient Representatives = NPR

>SSS = Stall, Stall, Stall = SSS

>DDD = Deny, Deny, Deny = DDD

>AAA = Appeal, Appeal, Appeal

>CISTAH = Can I Speak To A Human

>DYDJ = Do Your Damn Job

>IT = Insure This

>ARWAR = Approval Request What Approval Request

>WDYWTK = Why Do You Want To Know

>FPDC = Fat People Don't Count

>

>Feel free to add to the list....I thought of several more but they

>definitely are not appropriate for publication..........

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> United Health Care -Reply

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>>Nan,

>>

>>I am glad you didn't have much trouble. But I have CIGNA

>>and they won't even speak to the insureds. They told me

>>that the department that approves surgeries with only speak

>>with your physician. They won't even give me a name or

>>number for the Health Services Department.

>>

>>Isn't that something... Am I am paying premiums weekly out

>>of my payroll check and they won't even speak with me.

>>

>>da

>>Charlotte

>>Awaiting approval from Cigna

>>

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