Re: Presidential Commission on DHMO

[Guest guest]

I am not too concerned with this. I have found that as long as dihydrogen

monoxide is diluted to a proper concentration with single malt scotch, it is

relatively harmless.

In a message dated 2/13/04 6:13:38 PM Central Standard Time,

wegandy1938@... writes:

> Folks, this is getting serious.

> GG

>

> WASHINGTON DC - February 13.

>

> President W. Bush today ordered the appointment of a Presidential

> Commission to study the effects of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO).

>

> " Why is our children drinking and bathing in this stuff? " said the

> President,

> refusing to answer reporters' questions about the previous failure of the

> government to regulate the substance.

>

> Press Secretary McClellan, obviously caught off guard by an avalanche

> of questions at the daily briefing, denied any advanced knowledge of the

> situation but advised reporters that he, personally, had never used the

> substance

> except under a doctor's prescription and that the White House would take

> immediate steps to seek legislation forbidding its recreational use.

>

> Veteran White House reporter Helen said, " , you know and I know

> that for years people have been using this at the White House. Why do you

> insist on insulting the intelligence of the American people with these lame

> denials? "

>

> McClellan answered, " Helen I won't dignify your question with an answer. Go

> back to your nursing home. "

>

> The news conference ended without the Press Secretary answering any of the

> dozens of questions shouted by the press corps.

>

> In a late breaking story aired on Fox News this afternoon, talk show host

> Bill O'Reilly accused talk show host Rush Limbaugh, already under fire for

> illegal use of prescription drugs, of having been a DHMO addict for years

> and for

> regularly taking it along with the illegally obtained Oxycontin capsules his

> housekeeper has admitted procuring for him.

>

> " I love Rush and have always hoped that he would come out of this tragic

> crisis on top, but the spin must stop. I will no longer have as guests

> those who

> are DHMO users, " said O'Reilly.

>

> At press time CNN had not aired any news concerning the DHMO scandal.

> O'Reilly blasted CNN for it's liberal leanings, charging, " What would you

> expect

> from the network that shows ' monkey, Bubbles, and Jane Fonda

> together with Kerry in Cambodia in 1974? " adding that, " this is the

> type of

> thing gay marriage brings about. "

>

[Guest guest]

I am not too concerned with this. I have found that as long as dihydrogen

monoxide is diluted to a proper concentration with single malt scotch, it is

relatively harmless.

In a message dated 2/13/04 6:13:38 PM Central Standard Time,

wegandy1938@... writes:

> Folks, this is getting serious.

> GG

>

> WASHINGTON DC - February 13.

>

> President W. Bush today ordered the appointment of a Presidential

> Commission to study the effects of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO).

>

> " Why is our children drinking and bathing in this stuff? " said the

> President,

> refusing to answer reporters' questions about the previous failure of the

> government to regulate the substance.

>

> Press Secretary McClellan, obviously caught off guard by an avalanche

> of questions at the daily briefing, denied any advanced knowledge of the

> situation but advised reporters that he, personally, had never used the

> substance

> except under a doctor's prescription and that the White House would take

> immediate steps to seek legislation forbidding its recreational use.

>

> Veteran White House reporter Helen said, " , you know and I know

> that for years people have been using this at the White House. Why do you

> insist on insulting the intelligence of the American people with these lame

> denials? "

>

> McClellan answered, " Helen I won't dignify your question with an answer. Go

> back to your nursing home. "

>

> The news conference ended without the Press Secretary answering any of the

> dozens of questions shouted by the press corps.

>

> In a late breaking story aired on Fox News this afternoon, talk show host

> Bill O'Reilly accused talk show host Rush Limbaugh, already under fire for

> illegal use of prescription drugs, of having been a DHMO addict for years

> and for

> regularly taking it along with the illegally obtained Oxycontin capsules his

> housekeeper has admitted procuring for him.

>

> " I love Rush and have always hoped that he would come out of this tragic

> crisis on top, but the spin must stop. I will no longer have as guests

> those who

> are DHMO users, " said O'Reilly.

>

> At press time CNN had not aired any news concerning the DHMO scandal.

> O'Reilly blasted CNN for it's liberal leanings, charging, " What would you

> expect

> from the network that shows ' monkey, Bubbles, and Jane Fonda

> together with Kerry in Cambodia in 1974? " adding that, " this is the

> type of

> thing gay marriage brings about. "

>

[Guest guest]

some one experienced in scotch what is the deference between single malt and

other kinds of scotch please. I would like to know if there is a double malt

scotch and if so is that good or bad? This is a serious question .

Re: Presidential Commission on DHMO

I am not too concerned with this. I have found that as long as dihydrogen

monoxide is diluted to a proper concentration with single malt scotch, it is

relatively harmless.

In a message dated 2/13/04 6:13:38 PM Central Standard Time,

wegandy1938@... writes:

> Folks, this is getting serious.

> GG

>

> WASHINGTON DC - February 13.

>

> President W. Bush today ordered the appointment of a Presidential

> Commission to study the effects of dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO).

>

> " Why is our children drinking and bathing in this stuff? " said the

> President,

> refusing to answer reporters' questions about the previous failure of the

> government to regulate the substance.

>

> Press Secretary McClellan, obviously caught off guard by an avalanche

> of questions at the daily briefing, denied any advanced knowledge of the

> situation but advised reporters that he, personally, had never used the

> substance

> except under a doctor's prescription and that the White House would take

> immediate steps to seek legislation forbidding its recreational use.

>

> Veteran White House reporter Helen said, " , you know and I know

> that for years people have been using this at the White House. Why do you

> insist on insulting the intelligence of the American people with these lame

> denials? "

>

> McClellan answered, " Helen I won't dignify your question with an answer. Go

> back to your nursing home. "

>

> The news conference ended without the Press Secretary answering any of the

> dozens of questions shouted by the press corps.

>

> In a late breaking story aired on Fox News this afternoon, talk show host

> Bill O'Reilly accused talk show host Rush Limbaugh, already under fire for

> illegal use of prescription drugs, of having been a DHMO addict for years

> and for

> regularly taking it along with the illegally obtained Oxycontin capsules his

> housekeeper has admitted procuring for him.

>

> " I love Rush and have always hoped that he would come out of this tragic

> crisis on top, but the spin must stop. I will no longer have as guests

> those who

> are DHMO users, " said O'Reilly.

>

> At press time CNN had not aired any news concerning the DHMO scandal.

> O'Reilly blasted CNN for it's liberal leanings, charging, " What would you

> expect

> from the network that shows ' monkey, Bubbles, and Jane Fonda

> together with Kerry in Cambodia in 1974? " adding that, " this is the

> type of

> thing gay marriage brings about. "

>

[Guest guest]

,

I have found any scotch to add to the toxicity of dihydrogen monoxide. However,

I believe Crown Reserve in improper concentration with dihydrogen monoxide can

make me relatively harmless.

TX1@... wrote:

I am not too concerned with this. I have found that as long as dihydrogen

monoxide is diluted to a proper concentration with single malt scotch, it is

relatively harmless.

Irlynda , EMT-P

Random acts of kindness can profoundly affect someone's life, maybe even your

own.

[Guest guest]

,

I have found any scotch to add to the toxicity of dihydrogen monoxide. However,

I believe Crown Reserve in improper concentration with dihydrogen monoxide can

make me relatively harmless.

TX1@... wrote:

I am not too concerned with this. I have found that as long as dihydrogen

monoxide is diluted to a proper concentration with single malt scotch, it is

relatively harmless.

Irlynda , EMT-P

Random acts of kindness can profoundly affect someone's life, maybe even your

own.