A GOOD LAUGH

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A GOOD LAUGH

Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"

Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"

Wife : "Yes or no."

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever!

The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

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Heh heh heh. Will

save these for Himself when he wakes up!

T

in WY

" You get a wonderful view from the point of no return... "

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Hi Anne

Those jokes were priceless Thanks for sending them

Subject: A GOOD LAUGHTo: "MSersLife egroup" <MSersLife >Date: Monday, October 13, 2008, 6:39 PM

 A GOOD LAUGH

Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

------------ --------- --------- -

Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"

Wife : "Yes or no."

------------ --------- --------- -

Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

------------ --------- --------- Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

____________ _________ _________ __

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever! The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."

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I have crazy sisters and a brother - this one is from a cousin - I have two with wierd sense of humor

A GOOD LAUGHTo: "MSersLife egroup" <MSersLife >Date: Monday, October 13, 2008, 6:39 PM

 A GOOD LAUGH

Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."

Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

------------ --------- --------- -

Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"

Wife : "Yes or no."

------------ --------- --------- -

Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------

Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

------------ --------- --------- Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

____________ _________ _________ __

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever! The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

------------ --------- --------- -

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."