TGIF - Things I've learned(Author Unknown)

[Guest guest]

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you

can

do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are

just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,

and it only

takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly

distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others --

they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it

off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think

you're finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the

sweaty things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we

are celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for

natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in

your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and

insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are

taken from you too soon and all the less important

ones just never go away. And the real

pains in the ass are permanent.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.

Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not...tough

Steve

Rahn

L Tx 9/6 & 9/8 '85. (Wash. U-STL)

Listed for Re - Tx (U of Iowa)

www.presumedconsent.org

" Do

not go gentle into that good night

Rage,

rage against the dying of the light "

(Dylan

)

[Guest guest]

That was great Steve!

With Love,

Suzanne

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TGIF - Things I've learned(Author Unknown)

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you cando is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people arejust jackasses.I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it onlytakes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenlydistributed.I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others --they are more screwed up than you think.I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take itoff.I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you thinkyou're finished.I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet thesweaty things.I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless weare celebrities.I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match fornatural stupidity.I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working inyour house, one of your kids did it.I've learned that there is a fine line between genius andinsanity.I've learned that the people you care most about in life aretaken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the realpains in the ass are permanent.Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not...tough

Steve Rahn

L Tx 9/6 & 9/8 '85. (Wash. U-STL)

Listed for Re - Tx (U of Iowa)

www.presumedconsent.org

"Do not go gentle into that good night

Rage, rage against the dying of the light"

(Dylan )