Fw: T'was the night before Christmas ~ Woman's view!!!

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A SMILE FOR ALL OF YOU ON THIS DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ~ WOMAN'S VIEW

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen;

I was cooking and baking and moanin' and bitchin'.

I've been here for hours; I can't stop to rest.

This room's a disaster, just look at this mess!

Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.

They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!

My feet are both blistered; I've got cramps in my legs.

The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.

There's a knock at the door and the telephones ringing

Frosting drips on the counter as the microwaves dinging.

Two pies in the oven, desserts almost done;

My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.

I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;

Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.

He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;

Then grins as he chuckles "The eggnog is ready!"

He looks all around and with total regret,

Says "What's taking so long, aren't you through in here yet??"

As quick as a flash I reach for a knife;

He almost lost an earlobe; I wanted his life!

He flees from the room in terror and pain

And screams "MY GOD WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING INSANE!!"

Now what was I doing, and what is that smell?

Oh darn, it's the pies!! They're burned all to hell

I hate to admit when I make a mistake,

But I put them on BROIL instead of on BAKE.

What else can go wrong? Is there still more ahead??

If this is good living, I'd rather be dead.

Lord, don't get me wrong; I love holidays;

It just leaves me exhausted, all shaky and dazed.

But I promise you one thing, if I live till next year,

You won't find me pulling my hair out in here.

I'll hire a maid, a cook, and a waiter;

And if that doesn't work, I'LL HAVE IT ALL CATERED!!!

ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS!!!! HA!

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Clara

Where do you find these goodies ?

I laughed my fool head off/

Believe me, I really needed a Laugh today.

I think I will pass this on to My Daughters and Grand Daughter ! I am sure they will need a laugh to start the day tomorrow.

I hope you had a safe and happy day today.

Willie

From: Clara Gleghorn

To: Z TexasTOPSloop

Sent: Friday, December 24, 2004 4:41 PM

Subject: Fw: T'was the night before Christmas ~ Woman's view!!!

A SMILE FOR ALL OF YOU ON THIS DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ~ WOMAN'S VIEW

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen;

I was cooking and baking and moanin' and bitchin'.

I've been here for hours; I can't stop to rest.

This room's a disaster, just look at this mess!

Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.

They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!

My feet are both blistered; I've got cramps in my legs.

The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.

There's a knock at the door and the telephones ringing

Frosting drips on the counter as the microwaves dinging.

Two pies in the oven, desserts almost done;

My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.

I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;

Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.

He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;

Then grins as he chuckles "The eggnog is ready!"

He looks all around and with total regret,

Says "What's taking so long, aren't you through in here yet??"

As quick as a flash I reach for a knife;

He almost lost an earlobe; I wanted his life!

He flees from the room in terror and pain

And screams "MY GOD WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING INSANE!!"

Now what was I doing, and what is that smell?

Oh darn, it's the pies!! They're burned all to hell

I hate to admit when I make a mistake,

But I put them on BROIL instead of on BAKE.

What else can go wrong? Is there still more ahead??

If this is good living, I'd rather be dead.

Lord, don't get me wrong; I love holidays;

It just leaves me exhausted, all shaky and dazed.

But I promise you one thing, if I live till next year,

You won't find me pulling my hair out in here.

I'll hire a maid, a cook, and a waiter;

And if that doesn't work, I'LL HAVE IT ALL CATERED!!!

ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS!!!! HA!

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[Guest guest]

Clara

Where do you find these goodies ?

I laughed my fool head off/

Believe me, I really needed a Laugh today.

I think I will pass this on to My Daughters and Grand Daughter ! I am sure they will need a laugh to start the day tomorrow.

I hope you had a safe and happy day today.

Willie

From: Clara Gleghorn

To: Z TexasTOPSloop

Sent: Friday, December 24, 2004 4:41 PM

Subject: Fw: T'was the night before Christmas ~ Woman's view!!!

A SMILE FOR ALL OF YOU ON THIS DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ~ WOMAN'S VIEW

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen;

I was cooking and baking and moanin' and bitchin'.

I've been here for hours; I can't stop to rest.

This room's a disaster, just look at this mess!

Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.

They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!

My feet are both blistered; I've got cramps in my legs.

The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.

There's a knock at the door and the telephones ringing

Frosting drips on the counter as the microwaves dinging.

Two pies in the oven, desserts almost done;

My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.

I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;

Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.

He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;

Then grins as he chuckles "The eggnog is ready!"

He looks all around and with total regret,

Says "What's taking so long, aren't you through in here yet??"

As quick as a flash I reach for a knife;

He almost lost an earlobe; I wanted his life!

He flees from the room in terror and pain

And screams "MY GOD WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING INSANE!!"

Now what was I doing, and what is that smell?

Oh darn, it's the pies!! They're burned all to hell

I hate to admit when I make a mistake,

But I put them on BROIL instead of on BAKE.

What else can go wrong? Is there still more ahead??

If this is good living, I'd rather be dead.

Lord, don't get me wrong; I love holidays;

It just leaves me exhausted, all shaky and dazed.

But I promise you one thing, if I live till next year,

You won't find me pulling my hair out in here.

I'll hire a maid, a cook, and a waiter;

And if that doesn't work, I'LL HAVE IT ALL CATERED!!!

ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS!!!! HA!

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[Guest guest]

Clara

Where do you find these goodies ?

I laughed my fool head off/

Believe me, I really needed a Laugh today.

I think I will pass this on to My Daughters and Grand Daughter ! I am sure they will need a laugh to start the day tomorrow.

I hope you had a safe and happy day today.

Willie

From: Clara Gleghorn

To: Z TexasTOPSloop

Sent: Friday, December 24, 2004 4:41 PM

Subject: Fw: T'was the night before Christmas ~ Woman's view!!!

A SMILE FOR ALL OF YOU ON THIS DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS!!

T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS ~ WOMAN'S VIEW

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen;

I was cooking and baking and moanin' and bitchin'.

I've been here for hours; I can't stop to rest.

This room's a disaster, just look at this mess!

Tomorrow I've got thirty people to feed.

They expect all the trimmings. Who cares what I need!

My feet are both blistered; I've got cramps in my legs.

The cat just knocked over a bowl full of eggs.

There's a knock at the door and the telephones ringing

Frosting drips on the counter as the microwaves dinging.

Two pies in the oven, desserts almost done;

My cookbook is soiled with butter and crumbs.

I've had all I can stand, I can't take anymore;

Then in walks my husband, spilling rum on the floor.

He weaves and he wobbles, his balance unsteady;

Then grins as he chuckles "The eggnog is ready!"

He looks all around and with total regret,

Says "What's taking so long, aren't you through in here yet??"

As quick as a flash I reach for a knife;

He almost lost an earlobe; I wanted his life!

He flees from the room in terror and pain

And screams "MY GOD WOMAN, YOU'RE GOING INSANE!!"

Now what was I doing, and what is that smell?

Oh darn, it's the pies!! They're burned all to hell

I hate to admit when I make a mistake,

But I put them on BROIL instead of on BAKE.

What else can go wrong? Is there still more ahead??

If this is good living, I'd rather be dead.

Lord, don't get me wrong; I love holidays;

It just leaves me exhausted, all shaky and dazed.

But I promise you one thing, if I live till next year,

You won't find me pulling my hair out in here.

I'll hire a maid, a cook, and a waiter;

And if that doesn't work, I'LL HAVE IT ALL CATERED!!!

ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS!!!! HA!

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