Guest guest Posted October 23, 2000 Report Share Posted October 23, 2000 Subject: Fw: a joke > > > This plane was flying from New York to LA. Once the plane reached it's > > cruising altitude, the pilot came on the intercom and welcomed everyone on > > board. " Thank you for flying with us today on this nonstop flight from > New > > York to LA. We have clear weather and it looks to be an uneventful flight > > --- Oh My God !!!!! " Well there was silence throughout the plane for a > few > > seconds. Then the pilot came back on the intercom. " Sorry for the > > disruption folks. You see, the flight attendant was getting me a cup of > hot > > coffee and accidentally spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of > my > > pants. " One passenger in the plane yelled back, " Oh yeah? Well, you > should > > see the back of mine! " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 WELL SAID COMMANDO GRANDMA!! I AGREE!! No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.296 / Virus Database: 265.5.0 - Release Date: 12/9/2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 WELL SAID COMMANDO GRANDMA!! I AGREE!! No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. Version: 7.0.296 / Virus Database: 265.5.0 - Release Date: 12/9/2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Just take away the Prozac, hormones and chocolate and no one would ever make an attempt to come up against us. It would be a frightening sight if anyone did. Hugs, Deanna A Joke I thought of us and our Battle of the Bulge when I was reading this old joke. I think we can apply this to our fight against those unwanted pounds. PFC Commando GramdmaTake all American women who are within five years of menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally. Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble. When it comes to our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them and their future. We've survived the water diet, the protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all! We've spent years tracking down men in hardware stores, bars, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no problem. Many of us know every trick there is for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources. We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or without the government's help! Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh, please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand tribal warfare. Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too! OK ladies - let's go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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