Little ny

[Guest guest]

Little ny watched his daddy's car pass by the

school playground and gointo the woods. Curious, he followed the

car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little ny found this so exciting that he could

not contain himself as

he ran home and started to tell his mother, -

Mommy, I was at the playground

and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt

Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt

Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her

shirt.

Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then

Aunt Jane... at this

point Mommy cut him off and said, " ny, this is

such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest

of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on

Daddy's face when you tell it tonight. "

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little, ny to

tell his story.

ny started his story, " I was at the playground

and I saw Daddy's car go

into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look

and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he

helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane

helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and

Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and

Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.

Mommy fainted!