Guest guest Posted February 27, 2001 Report Share Posted February 27, 2001 > For all of us who have ever gotten frustrated with our Health Plan coverage!! TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HEALTH PLAN: 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Directions to your doctor's office include " take a right when youenter the trailer park " . 8. Tongue depressors taste faintly like Fudgesicles. 7. Only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter. 6. Only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is " an apple a day. " 5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4. " Patient responsible for 200% of out of network chargers " is not a typo. 3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little " m's " on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A CHEAP HMO.... 1. YOU ASK FOR VIAGRA, YOU GET A POPSICLE STICK AND DUCT TAPE!!!! <A HREF= " http://go.mailbits.com/tell.asp?23131.318 " >did you laugh??? click here to pass it on</A> brought to you A Rebel With A Cause Battling RSD for You and Me !!!! </HTML> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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