Texas EMS-L Rumor List

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 5/7/2000 8:13:41 PM Central Daylight Time, wlemtp@...

writes:

<<

If a farmer has a bad crop and loses his farm, due to poor management, (not

wasting his funds, just not watching close enough) does he deserve it?

>>

I think a more appropriate analogy would be;

if a crack dealer gets sent to jail and his cocaine seized, should the people

that work for him get to draw unemployment?

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 5/7/2000 10:32:48 PM Central Daylight Time,

jeasley@... writes:

<<

You are now losing your credibility. Please use realistic analogies-Jim

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> In a message dated 5/7/2000 8:13:41 PM Central Daylight Time,

wlemtp@...

> writes:

>

> <<

> If a farmer has a bad crop and loses his farm, due to poor management,

(not

> wasting his funds, just not watching close enough) does he deserve it?

> >>

> I think a more appropriate analogy would be;

> if a crack dealer gets sent to jail and his cocaine seized, should the

people

> that work for him get to draw unemployment?

> >>

Sorry, the last one was mine. I just forgot to sign it.

Ed

[Guest guest]

It was a joke! A joke! You know one of those things you say " with

tongue in cheek " to make people laugh! Geez, let's chill (and watch for

those little letters by his name that " ROFLMAO " which stands for " rolling

on floor laughing something, something, something). Get a grip and let your

hair down! Ya'll are as bad as he would have been if he'd been in the least

serious!

Take care, stay safe, and practice mercy, ya'll!!

Jana

FW,TX

Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> > >

> > >

> > > > I hate to interrupt all of these great rumors, and

> > > I understand the

> > > > hesitancy to post facts on this list, but I feel

> > > obliged to.

> > > > Rural/Metro Arlington has announced plans to

> > > remain serving Arlington,

> > > > and in fact, has performed very well in the last

> > > few months. The

> > > > Arlington Fire Department has no plans to take

> > > over EMS.

> > > > Danny Kocurek

> > > > Medical Director

> > > > City of Arlington EMS System

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > >

> >------------------------------------------------------------------------

> > > > You have a voice mail message waiting for you at

> > > iHello.com:

> > > >

> > >

> >http://click./1/3555/4/_/4981/_/957456026/

> > > >

> > >

> >------------------------------------------------------------------------

> > > >

> > >

> > >

> >

> >__________________________________________________

> >

[Guest guest]

Yeah, even when it's spelled out for us

<still laughing>

Take care, stay safe, and practice mercy, ya'll!!

Jana

FW,TX

Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> > >

> > >

> > > > I hate to interrupt all of these great rumors, and

> > > I understand the

> > > > hesitancy to post facts on this list, but I feel

> > > obliged to.

> > > > Rural/Metro Arlington has announced plans to

> > > remain serving Arlington,

> > > > and in fact, has performed very well in the last

> > > few months. The

> > > > Arlington Fire Department has no plans to take

> > > over EMS.

> > > > Danny Kocurek

> > > > Medical Director

> > > > City of Arlington EMS System

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > >

> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> > > > You have a voice mail message waiting for you at

> > > iHello.com:

> > > >

> > >

> > http://click./1/3555/4/_/4981/_/957456026/

> > > >

> > >

> > ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> > > >

> > >

> > >

> >

> > __________________________________________________

> >

[Guest guest]

And, if you kill more than one, do you go to Oklahoma!???!!!

Take care, stay safe, and practice mercy, ya'll!!

Jana

FW,TX

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> Little YOU know!!! These are an endangered species and If I'm caught

killing

> one I'll be subject to " rescue " at 0500 by a SWAT Team of snake lovers and

> deported to Arkansas.

>

> GG

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Get your money connected @ OnMoney.com - the first Web site that lets

> you see and manage all of your finances all in one place.

> http://click./1/3012/7/_/4981/_/957739243/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Yep!

Take care, stay safe, and practice mercy, ya'll!!

Jana

FW,TX

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> If a farmer has a bad crop and loses his farm, due to poor management,

(not

> wasting his funds, just not watching close enough) does he deserve it?

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> You have a voice mail message waiting for you at iHello.com:

> http://click./1/3555/7/_/4981/_/957748363/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

You are now losing your credibility. Please use realistic analogies-Jim

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> In a message dated 5/7/2000 8:13:41 PM Central Daylight Time,

wlemtp@...

> writes:

>

> <<

> If a farmer has a bad crop and loses his farm, due to poor management,

(not

> wasting his funds, just not watching close enough) does he deserve it?

> >>

> I think a more appropriate analogy would be;

> if a crack dealer gets sent to jail and his cocaine seized, should the

people

> that work for him get to draw unemployment?

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> beMANY! has a new way to save big on your phone bill -- and keep on

> saving more each month: Our huge buying group gives you Long Distance

> rates which fall monthly, plus an extra $60 in FREE calls!

> http://click./1/3821/7/_/4981/_/957755729/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Come on folks,

LIGHTEN UP!!!!

Mike was obviously joking.

GET A LIFE!!!

-Rodney Fuller, LP

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

Mike,

How special. Personal attacks on a group of people

that you have never met. All clumped into one big,

group. I would like you to email me privately, there

are a few things I would like to ask you.

Connie

--- " W. , EMT-I " wrote:

> Aww, Dr Kocurek, you've gone a ruined a MONTH's

> worth of great rumors. And

> who are you to post success stories about a private

> EMS service like Rural

> Metro? Don't you care about the citizens of

> Arlington? I mean, R/M doesn't

> even use Texas certified/licensed medics, do they?

> I thought they just

> hired folks off the street who had at least SEEN an

> ambulance before...

>

> ROFLMAO. And ducking for cover...

>

> Mike

>

> <still lauging>

>

> Texas EMS-L Rumor List

>

>

> > I hate to interrupt all of these great rumors, and

> I understand the

> > hesitancy to post facts on this list, but I feel

> obliged to.

> > Rural/Metro Arlington has announced plans to

> remain serving Arlington,

> > and in fact, has performed very well in the last

> few months. The

> > Arlington Fire Department has no plans to take

> over EMS.

> > Danny Kocurek

> > Medical Director

> > City of Arlington EMS System

> >

> >

> >

>

------------------------------------------------------------------------

> > You have a voice mail message waiting for you at

> iHello.com:

> >

>

http://click./1/3555/4/_/4981/_/957456026/

> >

>

------------------------------------------------------------------------

> >

>

>

__________________________________________________

[Guest guest]

If anyone knows how to unsubscribe to this PLEASE unsubscribe me. I don't

know how I got into this, but I know nothing about Em's..... Please let me

know how to unsubscribe to this. It is causing MAJOR problems with my mail

server.

Thanks,

Kim Whittington

[Guest guest]

>From: ezemt@...

>Reply-To: egroups

>To: egroups

>Subject: Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

>Date: Sun, 7 May 2000 23:15:16 EDT

>

>In a message dated 5/7/2000 8:13:41 PM Central Daylight Time, wlemtp@...

>writes:

>

><<

> If a farmer has a bad crop and loses his farm, due to poor management,

>(not

> wasting his funds, just not watching close enough) does he deserve it?

> >>

>I think a more appropriate analogy would be;

>if a crack dealer gets sent to jail and his cocaine seized, should the

>people

>that work for him get to draw unemployment?

Certainly!!!

But only after appling with three other dealers a week until they find a

steady dealer.

________________________________________________________________________

Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com

[Guest guest]

Actually, no that is not an appropriate analogy. If this is supposed to be

" humor " , it sorta blew past me without striking my funny bone

Barry E. McClung, Paramedic/Crew Chief

North Blanco County EMS - City, Texas

And...

Field Paramedic, Rural/Metro - San

[Guest guest]

In a message dated 5/8/00 7:39:40 AM Pacific Daylight Time,

d.jackson@... writes:

<< Gene:

My herpetology slave informs me that most rattlesnakes prefer margaritas.

Dave >>

But Gene likes martinis!

[Guest guest]

Gene:

My herpetology slave informs me that most rattlesnakes prefer margaritas.

Dave

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> Re: All Rural Metro rumors. I spend lots of time in Tucson (Pima

County),

> AZ, and just about all EMS and fire services outside the Tucson City

limits

> are R/M. I have been greatly impressed with their service and drop into

the

> station about a half mile from our house frequently to visit with their

> firefighter/medics.

>

> However, it is apparent the company is in grave financial trouble. This

was

> pointed out to me in the most disturbing way recently: They have always

> had a " rattlesnake pickup " service, so you could call them to get the

> rattlers out of your yard and they would send a special snake unit manned

by

> a Paramedic/Snake Wrangler. They recently announced that due to cutbacks

in

> expenses they were eliminating the snake service. YIKES!!! Now what are

we

> to do when one of the big creepy-crawlies decides to sunbathe next to our

> pool? Offer him a i?

>

> The sky may indeed be falling.

>

> Gene Gandy, JD, LP

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Get your money connected @ OnMoney.com - the first Web site that lets

> you see and manage all of your finances all in one place.

> http://click./1/3012/7/_/4981/_/957663305/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Maybe it's again time for somebody to publish a list of mechanics for

indicating and recognizing humor in email!

Ralph

Rodney wrote:

> Come on folks,

>

> LIGHTEN UP!!!!

> Mike was obviously joking.

> GET A LIFE!!!

>

> -Rodney Fuller, LP

>

> Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

>

> Mike,

> How special. Personal attacks on a group of people

> that you have never met. All clumped into one big,

> group. I would like you to email me privately, there

> are a few things I would like to ask you.

> Connie

>

> --- " W. , EMT-I " wrote:

> > Aww, Dr Kocurek, you've gone a ruined a MONTH's

> > worth of great rumors. And

> > who are you to post success stories about a private

> > EMS service like Rural

> > Metro? Don't you care about the citizens of

> > Arlington? I mean, R/M doesn't

> > even use Texas certified/licensed medics, do they?

> > I thought they just

> > hired folks off the street who had at least SEEN an

> > ambulance before...

> >

> > ROFLMAO. And ducking for cover...

> >

> > Mike

> >

> > <still lauging>

> >

> > Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> >

> >

> > > I hate to interrupt all of these great rumors, and

> > I understand the

> > > hesitancy to post facts on this list, but I feel

> > obliged to.

> > > Rural/Metro Arlington has announced plans to

> > remain serving Arlington,

> > > and in fact, has performed very well in the last

> > few months. The

> > > Arlington Fire Department has no plans to take

> > over EMS.

> > > Danny Kocurek

> > > Medical Director

> > > City of Arlington EMS System

> > >

> > >

> > >

> >

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> > > You have a voice mail message waiting for you at

> > iHello.com:

> > >

> >

> http://click./1/3555/4/_/4981/_/957456026/

> > >

> >

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> > >

> >

> >

>

> __________________________________________________

>

[Guest guest]

Surely you weren't making reference to the remarkable similarity between

lawyers and, as Gene said, creepy-crawlies?

Take care,

Jeff

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

In a message dated 5/8/00 7:39:40 AM Pacific Daylight Time,

d.jackson@... writes:

<< Gene:

My herpetology slave informs me that most rattlesnakes prefer margaritas.

Dave >>

But Gene likes martinis!

------------------------------------------------------------------------

Get your money connected @ OnMoney.com - the first Web site that lets

you see and manage all of your finances all in one place.

http://click./1/3012/7/_/4981/_/957804727/

------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Guest guest]

Gene likes anything that is flammable and non-lethal when imbibed, so I am

unreliably informed 8©).

Dave

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

> In a message dated 5/8/00 7:39:40 AM Pacific Daylight Time,

> d.jackson@... writes:

>

> << Gene:

>

> My herpetology slave informs me that most rattlesnakes prefer margaritas.

>

> Dave >>

>

> But Gene likes martinis!

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Get your money connected @ OnMoney.com - the first Web site that lets

> you see and manage all of your finances all in one place.

> http://click./1/3012/7/_/4981/_/957804727/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Jeff!!!

The thought ne'er entered me mind, boyo! (It literally didn't, I was heavily

under the influence of antihistamines this morning in a valiant effort to

breath)

Dave

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

>

>

> In a message dated 5/8/00 7:39:40 AM Pacific Daylight Time,

> d.jackson@... writes:

>

> << Gene:

>

> My herpetology slave informs me that most rattlesnakes prefer margaritas.

>

> Dave >>

>

> But Gene likes martinis!

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Get your money connected @ OnMoney.com - the first Web site that lets

> you see and manage all of your finances all in one place.

> http://click./1/3012/7/_/4981/_/957804727/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>

>

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

> Get your money connected @ OnMoney.com - the first Web site that lets

> you see and manage all of your finances all in one place.

> http://click./1/3012/7/_/4981/_/957806875/

> ------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

i also would like to know how to UNSUBCRIBE me... let me know if you find

out before i do.. thanks

J.R>

Re: Texas EMS-L Rumor List

>If anyone knows how to unsubscribe to this PLEASE unsubscribe me. I don't

>know how I got into this, but I know nothing about Em's..... Please let

me

>know how to unsubscribe to this. It is causing MAJOR problems with my mail

>server.

>

>Thanks,

>Kim Whittington

>

>

>

>------------------------------------------------------------------------

>Get your money connected @ OnMoney.com - the first Web site that lets

>you see and manage all of your finances all in one place.

>http://click./1/3012/7/_/4981/_/957758589/

>------------------------------------------------------------------------

>

>