Old lady joke

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Subject: Mildred and Earl

Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of

her husband Earl, so she decided to just kill herself

and join him in death. Thinking it would be best

to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old

Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in

the

heart, since it was so badly broken in the first

place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a

vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her

doctor's office to learn her heart's exact location.

" Since you're a woman, " the doctor said, " your heart

is just below your left reast. Why do you ask? "

She hung up without answering. Later that night,

Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot

wound to her knee.

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