Re: Fun game/Shirley

[Guest guest]

Ha! Beat my brother at this one, and he is a physicist!

(also deaf and not exactly into following instructions of any

kind!) I have copied it to send on; thank you, Shirley!

love, n

Fun game

PRINT OUT THIS GAME AND THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A PARTY TO GO TO, OR OFFICE MEETING…PLAY THIS GAME.

CAN YOU FOLLOW DIRECTIONS

THIS IS A TIMED TEST – YOU HAVE THREE MINUTES ONLY

READ ALL STATEMENTS CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING

PUT YOUR NAME IN THE UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER OF THIS TEST.

CIRCLE THE WORD “NAME” IN SENTENCE ONE.

STAND UP AND CALL YOUR NAME OUT LOUD.

DRAW FIVE SMALL SQUARES IN THE UPPER LEFT HAND CORNER OF THIS TEST.

PUT AN X IN EACH SQUARE.

PUT A CIRCLE AROUND EACH SQUARE.

STAND UP AND CLAP YOUR HANDS THREE TIMES.

ON THE BACK OF THE TEST, MULTIPLY 100 X 750.

ONCE YOU GET AN ANSWER, ADD 400 TO YOUR ANSWER AND CIRCLE YOUR NEW ANSWER.

IF YOU HAVE FOLLOWED ALL DIRECTIONS SO FAR, STAND UP AND SAY “I HAVE IT RIGHT.”

IN YOUR NORMAL SPEAKING VOICE, COUNT FROM TEN TO ONE BACKWARDS

UNDERLINE ALL EVEN NUMBERS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE TEST.

IF YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO REACH THIS POINT, STAND UP AND LOUDLY CALL OUT, “ I AM THE LEADER IN FOLLOWING DIRECTIONS!”

ON THE BACK SIDE OF THE TEST, ADD 8905 + 9805.

PUT A CIRCLE AROUND YOUR ANSWER.

IF YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO REACH THIS POINT, WALK UP TO THE INSTRUCTOR AND SHAKE HIS/HER HAND.

LOUDLY CALL OUT, “I AM NEARLY FINISHED. I HAVE FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS.”

PUNCH THREE SMALL HOLES IN THE TOP OF THIS PAPER.

UNDERNEATH YOUR NAME IN THE RIGHT CORNER OF THIS PAPER, PRINT YOUR AGE.

NOW THAT YOU HAVE FINISHED READING ALL THE STATEMENTS CAREFULLY, DO ONLY SENTENCE ONE AND TURN YOUR TEST OVER.

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